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Sat on the bog earlier, I was, for whatever reason, ‘inspired’ to come up with a courtroom themed Blades side to complement our forthcoming signing Alan Judge.
First on the team sheet was former Chelsea player and soccer tricks expert, Michael Usher and in defence (see what I did there..?) I had former Fiorentina and Bari defender Francesco Gilti. In midfield went former Kansas City Chiefs and San Diego Chargers wide receiver, Webster Slaughter. Being an American footballer rather than a ‘soccer’ player, he wouldn’t be particularly effective but he’d be replacing Doyle in the team so no change there. He qualifies as his name is Slaughter and he’s a man!
Struggling for air at this stage, I plumped for the late night strong cheddar-esque dream pairing of Kenyan long distance runner Witness Arusei and former Uriah Heep guitarist Mick Box on the wings. Up front I went with the Law brothers – actor Jude and the po-faced, celebrated England hating jock, Dennis.
Search as I might on Google, I just couldn’t come up with anyone in the world called Darren Pettifogger, who would have been my team captain and star player. Kudos if you’re still with me at this point, where the usual request goes out to any other readers to suggest a courtroom themed player.
First on the team sheet was former Chelsea player and soccer tricks expert, Michael Usher and in defence (see what I did there..?) I had former Fiorentina and Bari defender Francesco Gilti. In midfield went former Kansas City Chiefs and San Diego Chargers wide receiver, Webster Slaughter. Being an American footballer rather than a ‘soccer’ player, he wouldn’t be particularly effective but he’d be replacing Doyle in the team so no change there. He qualifies as his name is Slaughter and he’s a man!
Struggling for air at this stage, I plumped for the late night strong cheddar-esque dream pairing of Kenyan long distance runner Witness Arusei and former Uriah Heep guitarist Mick Box on the wings. Up front I went with the Law brothers – actor Jude and the po-faced, celebrated England hating jock, Dennis.
Search as I might on Google, I just couldn’t come up with anyone in the world called Darren Pettifogger, who would have been my team captain and star player. Kudos if you’re still with me at this point, where the usual request goes out to any other readers to suggest a courtroom themed player.
