A good excuse

[stinkyblade]

Right i need a good excuse to give my teacher as to why i won't attending when the Blades play Leicester, cos i wanna go and get my tickets. I told her i was off to a funeral but i dunno whether thats gunna work so can anyone help

 

[Tinoblade]

Just dont go

 

[stinkyblade]

but then i don't get paid always thinking

 

[rotherhamblade]

funeral is the best they wont ask about that one,if not say youve got a job interview,if not say youve got the doctors and actually go to the doctors for a check up college know you have been then say they gave you an injection and you couldnt write cos of the pain,theres plenty more just be imaginative about it and dont use same one more than twice.

 

[TonyAgana]

Tell them you've got a problem with your tail/balls and would rather keep it on the low-low.

 

[Linz]

Dentist appointment... most of our class had one once

 

[Greasy Chip Butty]

Which team does your teacher support, offer to collect a ticket for them

 

[stinkyblade]

Dentist appointment... most of our class had one once

dont i need a written letter from the dentist

 

[Linz]

dont i need a written letter from the dentist

Ge'or soft lad.

Just tell 'em your dentist is a busy man and hasn't got time for writing letters.

You could just be ill? 24 hour thing, no need to call the doctors.

 

[stinkyblade]

but i want to still get paid so i need to be there but then after getting ema signed, i just go

 

[Robbie]

Say a relative has died, simple.

 

[TonyAgana]

Say a relative has died, simple.

...hoping that the school doesn't employ the Ed Rooney policy of producing a corpse!

 

[Robbie]

...hoping that the school doesn't employ the Ed Rooney policy of producing a corpse!

May ask for pictures of the service? lol

 

[Foxy]

tell them you've got an interview with me , i'm happy for them to call my VOIP number and confirm you attended

 

[stinkyblade]

What's a VOIP number, that would be funny though, i'll see what to do soon

 

[Sheffield-Bl4de]

its well easy, say your ill..phone college tell them, phone EMA tell them sorted you still get paid and you dont go

 

[Tinoblade]

I missed so many days last year and still got my EMA just lied all the time!

 

[RIP Niftos]

I missed so many days last year and still got my EMA just lied all the time!

thats what i was gonna say.....us smarter characters just forged it

 

[eviltoasters]

to get away with going to see blades v reading in the league cup a few years back the game warnock told fans not to bother with i had to miss most of a day of college i just told my teacher i had a family emergency that required me to pop home to see relatives for a day or two, it worked a treat!