A day out in Bristol

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I wasn't expecting much from United today, in fact given Bristol City's recent upturn in form I thought we were going to get spanked. It didn't happen and we nicked what was a relatively poor contest.

My day started hearing that ModTheGod went out on Friday night, had a few too many shandys and failed to show. This despite paying for his match and train ticket already. This left Ollesendro and myself on the train to Bristol aided by a few choice ales bought from Marks and Spencers - all good except for the Porter which was gash. How fitting.
A little pub crawl in some interesting alehouses and a few good ales later we arrived at Ashton gate just in time for kick off. We were buoyed to see Clough had made some changes bringing in McGinn, Coady and Taylor with Hill, Flynn and Miller making way. Was disappointed that Miller wasn't playing but Clough had obvious tactics that were not pretty and he clearly wanted two bigger players up top to lump the ball up to.
In the first half City knocked it around with ease without penetration, with their only chance of note coming to Baldock when he went through one on one at an angle but Long closed the angle and saved well. We offered nothing in the first half but looked comfortable at the back.
We began the second half by far the brighter side and Taylor had a couple of efforts from outside the box that didn't hit the target. He was subbed for Baxter and we seemed to lose the early momentum, though Baxter's first piece of the action was to skin two players in the box with neat skill but when he pulled the ball back their defence cleared it.
It was nailed on that no one was going to score until a neat move down our right, coupled with Coady making an American football like block on the full back left McMahon with plenty of time to deliver a low cross across the 6 yard box that was sliced in by their defender. An own goal but McMahon's deliver was very good. As fans we went mental, not done that for quite some time. It made everything seem worthwhile - the cost, the travel, the cold, the poor football on display - in a split second none of it mattered and we were winning away. Winning away. City did get the ball in the net but the ref gave a foul on Long well beforehand. The match then petered out with not much else to report and the full time whistle was gratefully received by the vocal travelling fans.
Lots more ales and banter with some friendly Bristolians followed ending in a really bizarre boozer near the station that saw Ollie that inebriated he ordered a cider without realising.
He wasn't done there though and he reached the point of no return losing the power of speech. When 4 nice looking lasses got on the train at Bath I rolled back the years and started to chat them up. I say chat them up in the loosest sense of the word as I cannot for the life of me remember what I said - I think they probably found my drunken efforts amusing more than anything else. Ollie did the only thing he could at this point and passed out leaving us to take a few photos of him.
I reached Reading only to find that a replacement bus service was on but not for another hour and the pubs were closed. I was in such a tangle I got lost and couldn't find the exit from the station, somewhere I have been to hundreds of times. Sat on the coach, fell asleep, got woken at Newbury and had to pay £13 in a taxi to get back to Thatcham. Top day.
 

I haven't bothered with player ratings as I don't think anyone in particular stood out. It was generally just a solid display but the passing that has been evident in recent years has vanished - the move for the goal apart, there was no fluency to any of our attacking play whatsoever. The players were obviously under instruction to knock long balls up to Taylor and Porter. Both of whom didn't hold up play particularly well or win much in the air. I am not a Porter fan and he was toss today. It's ok saying that he puts in a shift but stick a shirt on me and I would sweat blood on that pitch, but I wouldn't be good enough to make the team.
The performance has been overshadowed by the fact we won and I am sure we would all take ugly wins in our position. I know I would. I'll be at orient next week and if we play like today and win I'll take it. But if this is a sign of things to come I worry. It was a very Blackwell esque performance and that scares the sh1t out of me as I do not want to head down that way again.
 
As long as it means we stay up this season and can restructure the team I couldn't care less how we play or the quality of football. As you said above it's not been often away from home that you can go mental. Must admit to feeling jealous though, sounds like the sort of away day I used to love (often) :)
 
I don't know you bladeinthatcham but that one brought back some good memories of some of my away days of yesterday and gave me a laugh or two so nice one for that. UTB
 
I was going to write a match report, but with Deadbat and BladeinThatcham writing ones then there's no need. Yesterday was a proper smash and grab job. We didn't deserve to win at all. However we were solid and kept a clean sheet.

Fook me it was an awful game. Two piss poor teams, both lacking in confidence and without any attackjng threat. The beautiful sky/sunset (see pic) was much better viewing than the god awful football. I was actually thankful for that post blocking my view.

I don't want to seem too negative, but Bristol City should feel proper robbed. Coady's American football style block in the build up to the goal was very cynical and the goal could have been ruled out. We'll take them though.

It was a good day out. Bristol really is a lovely city. It's got nice architecture, is quite pretty and by the river is picturesque. The locals are friendly, pubs are good and ale was top notch. I'd like to go back when the weather is nice and get stuck into some of the cider. I ended up proper bollocksed in the end. Got home after 1am and was banished to the futon in the spare room!?
 
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There you go Pinchy. Olle before the game, too much of that (photo 2)= Olle in a coma :-)
 
BladeInThatcham miller was rested, given that he's played a couple of games since his comeback it's probably wise.

Ollessendro sounds like you were in no state to give a match report! What I heard, it was Bristol changing their tactics to counter us and they only troubled long on one occasion.
 
Bristol City rarely threatened. They had one chance, in which they probably should have scored, but Long saved well. Baldock really ought to have scored, but Long close the angle well and saved with his legs. We have him to thank for the points. Other than that City didn't trouble us. They had the ball in the net mind, but the ref ruled it out. It was at the other end to us, but the ref called the foul early. He signalled a free kick to us as soon as the cross came in (as Long was challenged) and well before the ball was in the net.

One positive was McMahon getting forward. He usually gets a nose bleed if he goes over the half way line, but on Satdi he bombed forward a few times. Coady should have put him in on goal at one point, but blazed high and wide instead. And there was the goal. It was very much McMahon's goal. It was an excellent ball across the face. Whipped across with pace andfforced the defender was forced to deal with it (with United players waiting in the box).

We got a bit of luck. They didn't. Football is like that. Matches are often won and lost on fine margins.
 
Anybody make it into The Beer Emporium before or after the game? Basement pub next to the Old Naval Volunteer on King Street. Interested because me and my mates own it.
 

Anybody make it into The Beer Emporium before or after the game? Basement pub next to the Old Naval Volunteer on King Street. Interested because me and my mates own it.

On that basis Berm, perhaps next year we can have a party there? It is quite likely the fixture will come round again. :)
 
On that basis Berm, perhaps next year we can have a party there? It is quite likely the fixture will come round again. :)
Will do. Meant to sort something for this time but time has passed way too quick. I was going to post something before the game but not sure of forum rules.
 

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