Terrible chant suggestions

[ChongWithWaves]

Seeing as we use the same generic chants for every player now, maybe we should become more inventive and have a different chant for as many players as we can like we did Pre Covid. I’m fed up of using the seven nation army tune and the ‘who put the ball in the wednesday net’ on 4 different players. Get creative and suggest some new ones (awful or not), they may take off

 

[Gimli]

You first…

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

We need a version of this for McCallum.

View attachment ssstwitter.com_1774390594867.mp4

 

[brownblade]

"XxxxxxxX's a shit hole, I wanna go home".
Is terrible.

Just squeezing that fact in.

 

[Kenilworth]

Seeing as we use the same generic chants for every player now, maybe we should become more inventive and have a different chant for as many players as we can like we did Pre Covid. I’m fed up of using the seven nation army tune and the ‘who put the ball in the wednesday net’ on 4 different players. Get creative and suggest some new ones (awful or not), they may take off

Be grateful we can sing it to four different players

 

[DifferentClass]

Our own Patrick Bamford came up wi one half this forum would gladly sing...

 

[ChongWithWaves]

We could nick the west ham chant for Bowen and use it for Blaster…

 

[Houston_Blade]

We could nick the west ham chant for Bowen and use it for Blaster…

Is he shagging Dani Dyer as well?!

 

[BladeByChoice]

My one and only attempt at a chant back in 2020, about that only fans bint that McBurnie was shagging (maybe still is)

She’s our slapper, she’s our 69
Drops her pants for the red and white
Cost fuck all and she’s not from Swansea
And she takes the prick of McBurnie

 

[SRBlade]

My current favourite is

Du du duuuuu, football in a library.

30 seconds after kick off by every set of away fans.

 

[Super Furry Blades]

Is there a fire drill, the list endless ..
Everywhere we go, gets my tits.
It's sanitized & boring as fu@k
Same as the match going experience..

 

[DifferentClass]

We could nick the west ham chant for Bowen and use it for Blaster…

Still prefer the old favourite... Son of My Father, never been so apt!

 

[Cheets]

Seeing as we use the same generic chants for every player now, maybe we should become more inventive and have a different chant for as many players as we can like we did Pre Covid. I’m fed up of using the seven nation army tune and the ‘who put the ball in the wednesday net’ on 4 different players. Get creative and suggest some new ones (awful or not), they may take off

Also 'Jose Baxter baby', 'Rhian Brewster baby', 'Cameron Archer baby'....

 

[Houston_Blade]

Also 'Jose Baxter baby', 'Rhian Brewster baby', 'Cameron Archer baby'....

It’s a good job we didn’t score loads against the pigs because we’d have half a team with “who put the ball in the Wednesday net”.

 

[DifferentClass]

It’s a good job we didn’t score loads against the pigs because we’d have half a team with “who put the ball in the Wednesday net”.

Do what Citeh did a few years back:

"Who put the ball in the Watford net... half the fucking team did"

 

[Blade56]

I’m fed up of using the seven nation army tune and the ‘who put the ball in the wednesday net’

Never tire of that one

 

[BerksBlade]

"XxxxxxxX's a shit hole, I wanna go home".
Is terrible.

Just squeezing that fact in.

Especially when sung by residents of proper shitholes like Burnley

 

[Loco Blade]

Track Suit from Matalan followed by he’s got a lamp shade on his head followed by she’s got chlamydia……. Bury Away many moons ago

 

[DifferentClass]

Track Suit from Matalan followed by he’s got a lamp shade on his head followed by she’s got chlamydia……. Bury Away many moons ago

The last un was revived at Brum a couple of years back to a lass giving it large.

 

[JJ Sefton]

I'm currently working on a chant to commemorate the second derby win this season called "Relegate" set to the tune of "Regulate" by Warren G. Bit of a challenge, but will post when done.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Who got his cock out?
WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO.
Who loves his dogging?
Shag, shag, shag, Jamie Shaggleton.

 

[FulwoodBlades]

At Southampton away this season, the saints fans next to us sang “knees up mother brown”. I haven’t heard that sung since the 1970s, again by saints fans. It shows some teams do have chants not taken up by other fans and which remain relatively uunique to them.

 

[The Fox]

At Southampton away this season, the saints fans next to us sang “knees up mother brown”. I haven’t heard that sung since the 1970s, again by saints fans. It shows some teams do have chants not taken up by other fans and which remain relatively uunique to them.

Didn't people used to sing words to that with " you fat b*stard, you fat b*stard" inserted somewhere?

Its also the name of a west ham forum (KUMB) but probably a cockerneee reference.

 

[Houston_Blade]

At Southampton away this season, the saints fans next to us sang “knees up mother brown”. I haven’t heard that sung since the 1970s, again by saints fans. It shows some teams do have chants not taken up by other fans and which remain relatively uunique to them.

I always thought that was a West Ham song.

The one I associates with Southampton is “oh when the Saints”. Also used by us and Spurs.

The “insert a few words ole ole” seems to be the current fad song.

 

[GodricBlade]

Didn't people used to sing words to that with " you fat b*stard, you fat b*stard" inserted somewhere?

Who ate all the pies.

 

[GodricBlade]

The “insert a few words ole ole” seems to be the current fad song.

Shit chant again
Shit chant again
Shit chant again olé olé

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

Tinchy stryder he's one of our own

 

[DifferentClass]

Didn't people used to sing words to that with " you fat b*stard, you fat b*stard" inserted somewhere?

Its also the name of a west ham forum (KUMB) but probably a cockerneee reference.

It was also reappropriated by fans of every club in the 70s when Manure boss Tommy Docherty got caught shagging the physio's wife Mary Brown...

 

[Gimli]

Do do dooo, football in a library

Is one that’s annoying me a lot

 

[ChongWithWaves]

Do do dooo, football in a library

Is one that’s annoying me a lot

BL is turning into a library, it’s whether or not you can call what’s on the pitch football at times