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That someone at the Star News Desk can string two coherent if non informative sentences together?
Cut and paste job, obviously.
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That someone at the Star News Desk can string two coherent if non informative sentences together?
Watch the film The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Oliver Reed intentionally plays Vulcan with Sheffield accent. It was lost on most.
If they've starting creating minefields behind the goals, that's my footballing days done...It's a minefield out there.
The Sheffield that Pete Postlethwaite thought he'd lived in maybe.....
Who invented the name for that?
"Look at this I've invented John, it flashes, then bangs! I'm gonna call it a flash bang"
Absolute bellend.https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/shef...flash-bang-device-used-at-away-game-1-9475099
If you were at Blackburn on October 3rd and saw a Blades fan carrying a red hula-hoop, Lancashire Police want to hear from you...
No need to sully this site with the name of that talentless twat mate. Please refrainAr, 'appen.
Its reet grand this Sheffuld when you're t'jobbing t'actor playin t'Northern parts. Tha best way is to base thi accunt on that reet funny Michael McIntyre doin his Yarkshur accent. Fookin illarious
Eee ba gum lad.
Ar, 'appen.
Its reet grand this Sheffuld when you're t'jobbing t'actor playin t'Northern parts. Tha best way is to base thi accunt on that reet funny Michael McIntyre doin his Yarkshur accent. Fookin illarious
Eee ba gum lad.
I see what you did there.Did you know ?
Vulcan, in Roman mythology is the god of fire, metalworking, blacksmithing and tyre repairs.
Looking at the photo a bit closer I’d have put him down as half Ferengi with those ears.
Or half kite?Looking at the photo a bit closer I’d have put him down as half Ferengi with those ears.
No it works the other way...you get taken out by the wheelchair...More importantly can it take out the kidney of a disabled kid in a wheelchair?
The Sheffield that Pete Postlethwaite thought he'd lived in maybe.....
Was at that game but can't remember that incident.
I do remember:
a great performance
Shit drummer
A new Coutts song
A first home defeat for the hosts in 25 or so games (not sure they've been beaten at Ewood, since)
A long bloody drive home via Leeds
It was a few minutes after the kick off. Very loud for anyone to hear, even me!Think it was before the game started. It was fooking loud. I nearly soiled myself.
Think it was before the game started. It was fooking loud. I nearly soiled myself.
You've not missed owt.
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But my visit to their lamentable website was worth it. Apparently...
'Flash bangs make a loud noise and emit a bright flash of light when they explode, temporarily blinding and deafening people nearby. They are also known as stun grenades.'
You learn something every day.
No. Technically they’re called stun grenades. They’re called flash bangs by those in the military services and journalists who like to make out they’ve seen active service.You've not missed owt.
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But my visit to their lamentable website was worth it. Apparently...
'Flash bangs make a loud noise and emit a bright flash of light when they explode, temporarily blinding and deafening people nearby. They are also known as stun grenades.'
You learn something every day.
I remember shitting myself when it went off.
How come I didn't then?It was a few minutes after the kick off. Very loud for anyone to hear, even me!
I was on the left too, Trigger Blade was a row behind me.How come I didn't then?
We were far to the left, near the edge of the stand and we didn't miss the kick off.
I'm baffled
I think you are correct. I doubt anyone in the ground could have failed to notice it! I thought it went off in mid air - I think if it had gone off in the seats it would have been reported at the time.
How come I didn't then?
We were far to the left, near the edge of the stand and we didn't miss the kick off.
I'm baffled
I was on the left too, Trigger Blade was a row behind me.
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