Our Home Record...

[SeasideShrimper]

Southend fan here, this is our home record so far this season...

Doesn't mean a thing, but we've won our "live on SKY" TV games (both at home)

Burton Albion - W 3-1 - SKY
Wigan Athletic - D 0-0
Walsall - L 0-2
Gillingham - D 1-1
Millwall - L 0-4
Bradford - N/A - Play on 30/04
Barnsley - W 2-1
Rochdale - D 2-2
Coventry - W 3-0
Scunthorpe - W 2-1
Port Vale - W 1-0
Sheff Utd - N/A - Obviously...
Peterborough - W 2-1 - SKY
Swindon - L 0-1
Bury - W 4-1
Shrewsbury - L 0-1
Chesterfield - L 0-1
Blackpool - W 1-0
Fleetwood - N/A - Play on 09/04
Oldham - N/A - Play on 19/04
Doncaster - L 0-3
Colchester - W 3-0
Crewe - D 1-1

So, in short...

W: 9
D: 4
L: 6

Take from that what you will, but I'll take a point tonight.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Southend fan here, this is our home record so far this season...

Doesn't mean a thing, but we've won our "live on SKY" TV games (both at home)

Burton Albion - W 3-1 - SKY
Wigan Athletic - D 0-0
Walsall - L 0-2
Gillingham - D 1-1
Millwall - L 0-4
Bradford - N/A - Play on 30/04
Barnsley - W 2-1
Rochdale - D 2-2
Coventry - W 3-0
Scunthorpe - W 2-1
Port Vale - W 1-0
Sheff Utd - N/A - Obviously...
Peterborough - W 2-1 - SKY
Swindon - L 0-1
Bury - W 4-1
Shrewsbury - L 0-1
Chesterfield - L 0-1
Blackpool - W 1-0
Fleetwood - N/A - Play on 09/04
Oldham - N/A - Play on 19/04
Doncaster - L 0-3
Colchester - W 3-0
Crewe - D 1-1

So, in short...

W: 9
D: 4
L: 6

Take from that what you will, but I'll take a point tonight.

Our home record - shit
Our away record - shit
Times we've come from behind to win - none
Times we've followed a win with a loss - nearly every week

Score first you've won against the shittest shower of cunts you'll see this season.

 

[Eyeball]

Southend fan here, this is our home record so far this season...

Doesn't mean a thing, but we've won our "live on SKY" TV games (both at home)

Burton Albion - W 3-1 - SKY
Wigan Athletic - D 0-0
Walsall - L 0-2
Gillingham - D 1-1
Millwall - L 0-4
Bradford - N/A - Play on 30/04
Barnsley - W 2-1
Rochdale - D 2-2
Coventry - W 3-0
Scunthorpe - W 2-1
Port Vale - W 1-0
Sheff Utd - N/A - Obviously...
Peterborough - W 2-1 - SKY
Swindon - L 0-1
Bury - W 4-1
Shrewsbury - L 0-1
Chesterfield - L 0-1
Blackpool - W 1-0
Fleetwood - N/A - Play on 09/04
Oldham - N/A - Play on 19/04
Doncaster - L 0-3
Colchester - W 3-0
Crewe - D 1-1

So, in short...

W: 9
D: 4
L: 6

Take from that what you will, but I'll take a point tonight.

3-0??
to Doncaster??

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Southend fan here, this is our home record so far this season...

Doesn't mean a thing, but we've won our "live on SKY" TV games (both at home)

Burton Albion - W 3-1 - SKY
Wigan Athletic - D 0-0
Walsall - L 0-2
Gillingham - D 1-1
Millwall - L 0-4
Bradford - N/A - Play on 30/04
Barnsley - W 2-1
Rochdale - D 2-2
Coventry - W 3-0
Scunthorpe - W 2-1
Port Vale - W 1-0
Sheff Utd - N/A - Obviously...
Peterborough - W 2-1 - SKY
Swindon - L 0-1
Bury - W 4-1
Shrewsbury - L 0-1
Chesterfield - L 0-1
Blackpool - W 1-0
Fleetwood - N/A - Play on 09/04
Oldham - N/A - Play on 19/04
Doncaster - L 0-3
Colchester - W 3-0
Crewe - D 1-1

So, in short...

W: 9
D: 4
L: 6

Take from that what you will, but I'll take a point tonight.

This is as poor a Blades team as we have had in our entire history. You should be aiming higher than a point.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Southend fan here, this is our home record so far this season...

Doesn't mean a thing, but we've won our "live on SKY" TV games (both at home)

Burton Albion - W 3-1 - SKY
Wigan Athletic - D 0-0
Walsall - L 0-2
Gillingham - D 1-1
Millwall - L 0-4
Bradford - N/A - Play on 30/04
Barnsley - W 2-1
Rochdale - D 2-2
Coventry - W 3-0
Scunthorpe - W 2-1
Port Vale - W 1-0
Sheff Utd - N/A - Obviously...
Peterborough - W 2-1 - SKY
Swindon - L 0-1
Bury - W 4-1
Shrewsbury - L 0-1
Chesterfield - L 0-1
Blackpool - W 1-0
Fleetwood - N/A - Play on 09/04
Oldham - N/A - Play on 19/04
Doncaster - L 0-3
Colchester - W 3-0
Crewe - D 1-1

So, in short...

W: 9
D: 4
L: 6

Take from that what you will, but I'll take a point tonight.

Nobody should only hope for a point against us. We have in our squad some of the sorriest excuses for players that have ever graced the club.
Just keep pressing and we won't put up much of a fight, our players are gutless and weak. Oh and watch out for our hilarious throw-ins where nobody can be arsed to go and receive the ball.

 

[Borbokisfreekick]

Our home record - shit
Our away record - shit
Times we've come from behind to win - none
Times we've followed a win with a loss - nearly every week

Score first you've won against the shittest shower of cunts you'll see this season.

Now come on, this shittest shower of cunts show great endeavor, resliance, grit and determination don't you know.

 

[Ricky]

Our home record - shit
Our away record - shit
Times we've come from behind to win - none
Times we've followed a win with a loss - nearly every week

Score first you've won against the shittest shower of cunts you'll see this season.

We like our team

 

[Dkc]

Southend fan here, this is our home record so far this season...

Doesn't mean a thing, but we've won our "live on SKY" TV games (both at home)

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Tonight you'll be up against the most spineless bunch of fuck-muppets ever to grace the hallowed turf of Roots Hall. We have zero pace, can't pass, can't shoot (except Sharp) can't defend and can't boss midfield. If you score, you've won, simple as that. Even if by some miracle we go 2-0 up, our brainless set off wank-mops will no doubt conspire to lose the game. This shower of wombat shit couldn't hit a cow's arse with an oversized banjo. You're more likely to see the space shuttle landing at Southend Airport than the Blades winning tonight.

 

[Ricky]

I think this is going to turn into a competition to see who can best describe how shit we are!

 

[PeteBlade]

I think this is going to turn into a competition to see who can best describe how shit we are!

I'm a big fan of "fuck muppets"!

 

[Jon Bon]

This is our home and away record

And this is our best player.

 

[PeteBlade]

I fear that Southend will put the final nail in the coffin for a lot of these talent free spunk rockets tonight unfortunately.

I predict Southend 2-0 Bottom feeding wank rags

 

[Ricky]

'Shittest shower of cunts' has already won it for me, describes them and displays our level of affection perfectly.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Poor bastard will be sorry he ever posted something reasonable and objective on here.

You should come back when we are feeling particularly down beat at the end of another season of staggering mediocrity, underperformance and general thundercuntery.

I don't want you to get the wrong impression about how happy clappy we are. We are no where near this jolly and optimistic normally.

 

[mosbolad]

Except this shitty shower of c#zt f#cx3rs, entire history, spineless blah blah fuckety fuck fuck fuck (insert expletive in attempt to outdo other posters in their derision for their own club), happen to be above Southend on goal difference, so where does that leave their team?

Can see nothing other than an away win.

 

[Bladesman]

I could be wrong but I am not sure we have lost in front of the Sky cameras this season.

 

[djbaldken]

Far too many negative posts on this thread. I m going to buck the trend and post something positive. Here goes...... Im feeling positive about our match on Sky tonight. Positive we will lose.

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Except this shitty shower of c#zt f#cx3rs, entire history, spineless blah blah fuckety fuck fuck fuck (insert expletive in attempt to outdo other posters in their derision for their own club), happen to be above Southend on goal difference, so where does that leave their team?

Can see nothing other than an away win.

Above fucking Southend on twatting goal difference? #neverhaditsobastardingood

 

[grafikhaus]

Far too many negative posts on this thread. I m going to buck the trend and post something positive. Here goes...... Im feeling positive about our match on Sky tonight. Positive we will lose.

My money's on SUFC.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Comments in here are a bit overly harsh.

There have been matches this season when we've fought back and shown a bit of resilience after being 2 or 3 down. The Southend game at Bramall Lane being one such example.

 

[Grappler]

This is not a measure of how high Southend have climbed, more a measure of how far we have fallen, when we think we might lose against them.

 

[mosbolad]

This is as poor a Blades team as we have had in our entire history. You should be aiming higher than a point.

Just wondering does 'our entire history' include 1981 in the Fourth Division or is it just a selective 'entire history' or an 'entire history' of what you can remember in the last few years?

 

[Toledo Blade]

Tonight you'll be up against the most spineless bunch of fuck-muppets ever to grace the hallowed turf of Roots Hall. We have zero pace, can't pass, can't shoot (except Sharp) can't defend and can't boss midfield. If you score, you've won, simple as that. Even if by some miracle we go 2-0 up, our brainless set off wank-mops will no doubt conspire to lose the game. This shower of wombat shit couldn't hit a cow's arse with an oversized banjo. You're more likely to see the space shuttle landing at Southend Airport than the Blades winning tonight.

You're more likely to see the space shuttle landing at Southend Airport than the Blades winning tonight., Classic, one of the best quotes this year. I will be at the match. If it does land I can say you should of gone to Specsavers

 

[secretchief]

Just wondering does 'our entire history' include 1981 in the Fourth Division or is it just a selective 'entire history' or an 'entire history' of what you can remember in the last few years?

That was not a bad team - it won the league!

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Just wondering does 'our entire history' include 1981 in the Fourth Division or is it just a selective 'entire history' or an 'entire history' of what you can remember in the last few years?

The fourth division team was arguably better than the current one. And when we don't go up this season it will be our longest spell outside the top 2 divisions.....ever.....in our entire history.

Is that not shite enough for you?

 

[Sean Thornton]

This is our home and away record

And this is our best player.

£100 quid for that record in good condition. Worth more than Sammon.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Comments in here are a bit overly harsh.

There have been matches this season when we've fought back and shown a bit of resilience after being 2 or 3 down. The Southend game at Bramall Lane being one such example.

Good post.

Even the Crewe game 2-0, 2-2, to go on and win that showed self-belief.

And there was some really committed last ditch defending by McEveley and Done.

Anything could happen tonight: win 3-0, lose 3-0 (or more) or go 3-0 up and draw or even lose.

Hope the nippers get a run out and we finally get to see some of what DCL does in training on the pitch.

UTMB

 

[bladesmanluke]

Haha there's people defending this team. Remarkable

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Haha there's people defending this team. Remarkable

Not defending the team, *supporting* the team.



UTMB

 

[Dkc]

Good post.

Even the Crewe game 2-0, 2-2, to go on and win that showed self-belief.

And there was some really committed last ditch defending by McEveley and Done.

Anything could happen tonight: win 3-0, lose 3-0 (or more) or go 3-0 up and draw or even lose.

Hope the nippers get a run out and we finally get to see some of what DCL does in training on the pitch.

UTMB

I'm happy to put my entire life savings on us not winning 3-0. You can pay me a tenner if we do.