CONFIRMED Michael Cooper signs for the Blades

[Blade58]

It had better be an impressive 17 sec edgy video to announce his signing after this wait.

Start out of focus, show a knee, then elbow, slowly pan out to show his face, quick pat of the badge, layer on a Mighty Mouse (or whatever his name is) soundtrack and it's a wrap! It shouldn't take 3 days to produce that!

Be a laugh if the camera panned in to him sat there picking his nose and scratching his arse.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I said less than 2 hours, they run up the steps and back down do 3 star jumps and if they can stay upright and conscious they pass. Pretty tough but we have to be sure these days

B56 is right on the timing. With modern technology it's lots quicker. Here's one of the medical team doing our hammy test.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

Taken our sweet time over it...but at last...

 

[Derek1889]

It's happening

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

Make it green Foxy!



#First

 

[Harry's Game]

Stick a Green on it https://x.com/sheffieldunited/status/1823985477822898529?s=61&t=jlkDnz8TRkeS1p4PgpRV7g

 

[sufc323]

Out of nowhere!

 

[Shadota]

Chuffed to see this one done at last. A top quality keeper that we can have for a while.

 

[Wards]

 

[Derek1889]

Stick a ️ on it great signing. Anyone seen length of contract?

 

[Bullet73]

What a signing what a transfer window. I’d be confident in saying this squad is just a striker who can finish away from an automatic position

 

[Wards]

Anyone seen length

Not yet but I hope we get a glimpse

 

[NerdyBlade]

Already neutral pundits on social media raving about how good a deal this is, how he'll be involved in the England set up in a few years and how much he could be worth.

God it's nice to have a bit of optimism around the club again

 

[YES Blade]

Wilder said - "I want to extend my thanks to those above who have funded and sanctioned this deal.”

New owners

 

[1973Blade]

Me the last few days: please have signed Cooper, please have signed Cooper. We sign Cooper: oh no, he's injury prone!

 

[Nessman930]

Here we go and here we go and here we go
Sheff United and we’re on a roll here we goooooo
With super Mike Cooper in goal!

 

[sufc323]

Wilder said - "I want to extend my thanks to those above who have funded and sanctioned this deal.”

New owners

Or he's deeply religious

 

[WORKSOPBLADE]

Stick a ️ on it great signing. Anyone seen length of contract?

4 years

 

[Wards]

See Foxy is slacking as per.

 

[Cheesebored]

Stick a ️ on it great signing. Anyone seen length of contract?

42 cm x 22cm. You're welcome.

 

[Derek1889]

4 years

Cheers

 

[Derek1889]

42 cm x 22cm. You're welcome.

 

[Danetheblade]

Make it green Foxy!



#First

10/10 signing. Our best signing in recent history. Needed a perm keeper (with actual quality) for ages now, glad we’ve secured one.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Nice to have a long term quality GK for once..

 

[Linz]

See Foxy is slacking as per.

He's currently trying to wrangle the CEO and her 2ic out of the door.

GREEN TICK!

 

[Wards]

He's currently trying to wrangle the CEO and her 2ic out of the door.

GREEN TICK!

Tell him he's got other priorities

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Never seen him play. Have no idea if he's any good or not.

Still happy we've signed him

 

[Ron_Justice]

42 cm x 22cm. You're welcome.

A3? Typical United, ran out of printer paper so had to hand write the contract on paper knicked from the photocopier. Tinpot.

 

[HarryHaslam]

Never seen him play. Have no idea if he's any good or not.

Still happy we've signed him

Same. Never seen him but it’s always a very good indication when he’s previous teams fans seem to adore him.

Fingers crossed we’ve found a good un.