Warrant out for Wilson's arrest

[Houso]

remember what we said about some people having no sense of humour olle?

You're talking about Olle here aren't you?

And thanks for the welcome back Olle. I appreciate it. Just to clarify; I threw the toys out of the pram (or to give it its proper title, I flounced - as I'm very prone to do) due to your stream of cringeworthy posts that constantly attempt to divide people on here. To give you some credit, you constantly manage to slyly slag off other posters without getting so much as a word in your ear. It's quite impressive.

I know you throw out these 'under appreciated genius' titles in some strange sense of ironic self-deprecation, but worryingly, now that you get plenty of bites and back-up from your 'mates', I get the feeling that you're starting to believe your own hype. I imagine a Michael McIntyre style smug grin on your mush when you put these posts together... he's about as funny as Anders Behring Breivik too.

Whatever makes you happy I suppose, but urgh, I do worry how other supporters label us when they see your mastubatory prose.

 

[SwissBlade]

So who are the Hoof Brigade?

 

[raul]

Do you like to get out much Olly?

I think you may have even touched him last Saturday.

 

[Mousey]

Whatever makes you happy I suppose, but urgh, I do worry how other supporters label us when they see your mastubatory prose.

I just hope they understand because they have their own version of Jim Davidson on their forum.

 

[Ollessendro]

Do you like to get out much Olly?

you asking me out for a beer Brownie?

Just to clarify; I threw the toys out of the pram (or to give it its proper title, I flounced - as I'm very prone to do) due to your stream of cringeworthy posts that constantly attempt to divide people on here..

Your 'flounce' was right up there with Andre Rattin's biggest ever moment. But you could not resist coming back and here you are again posting on the KOC's (embarrassing, cringeworthy and trolling) threads again. Nice one. I hope you and judgey enjoyed your little break.

 

[boo radley]

So who are the Hoof Brigade?

I Think it's more of a case of the need to belong. Then it is not enough just to see an opposite point of view, it has to be re- enforced by the formation of a ficticious group to back up your own entrenched position. The formation of a group to belong to comes after. That way they can then hide behind the rest of the group once they have made a statement believing in the security of the groups safety in numbers (real or not, it is to them). They need to believe people have the same view as them.

Take for example this ficticious 'we love hoof group' to counter an argument of total football. To the total football group there is nothing in between because they are so entrenched.
Imagine for just one moment the possibility of the last day of the season and its 0-0 and the last two minutes of the game. SS rolls the ball to Collins who then plays a 30yrd pass to Monty on the wing, who in turn boots it towards Cresswell who's deflected shot creeps over the line and we win promotion. Can you just imagine how that would mess with their heads, they would be dissapointed instead of actually celebrating out success.

 

[Pinchy]

I doubt that other supporters bother much with SUFC fora. They regard us as unattractive, one-dimensional, scruffy, agricultural, long-ball, route one cloggers. They wouldn't open their lounge curtains to watch us play in their back gardens.

Members of the We :heart: Hoof Brigade don't care about such a wretched reputation. In fact, they glory in it.

 

[Revolution]

So who are the Hoof Brigade?

There isn't one. It's a strawman so big you could fit Edward Woodward in it.

3 games, 3 wins. Loads to talk about. And yet people get bogged down in petty arguments about stuff like this. It's a shame.

Members of the We Hoof Brigade don't care about such a wretched reputation. In fact, they glory in it.

Oh, grow up. There isn't a single person on this board who conforms to this ludicrous stereotype. You certainly haven't named one.

 

[Houso]

Your 'flounce' was right up there with Antonio Rattin's biggest ever moment. But you could not resist coming back and here you are again posting on the KOC's (embarrassing, cringeworthy and trolling) threads again. Nice one. I hope you and judgey enjoyed your little break.

My 'flounces' are always temporary no matter how much I believe they may be permanent. Whether on BU, Unitedite or BoM, there was always good banter to counter every True_Blade, Curtis or Ollesendro. And that of course is the case here as evidenced by my bite on this thread.

Fishing on your own club's forums is a very peculiar habit though. I can understand it of people like Curtis over on BM, but you by all accounts are a nice normal chap away from this forum, so it's vaguely surprising whenever I see these threads.

Ho hum, I'd say I'll avoid your threads in the future, but I know I'll not be able to resist. Kind of like looking at what's on the tip of your finger after a good rummage in your nostril. You know it's not going to be pleasant to look at, but you do it all the same.

 

[Micalijo]

Thing is Rev, from my perspective there was alot of abuse dished out when it was pointed out that Blackwell and Alehouse were filling the squad with talentless, spineless individuals and that these managers were totally incompetent. Their approach (let's call it the 1980's approach) has not worked and we are unbelievably in the 3rd tier inspite of huge wage bills.

The hoof brigade to me are people who said give Blackwell time, who said Adams is a Blade, who say Monty is a good player. It's a bit of fun this hoof stuff I'm sure. I find it funny, and obviously loads of you don't, but it's better than the vicious abuse dished out the other way in the last few years.

 

[Houso]

vicious abuse

Oh give over.

Edit: and fwiw, I said Adams should go, Blackwell should never be appointed, and Monty has uses. But I still think these posts are little but sly (cringeworthy) digs at people who have disagreed with Olle etc in the past.

 

[Railway Blade]

The hoof brigade to me are people who said give Blackwell time, who said Adams is a Blade, who say Monty is a good player]

Does that mean Danny Wilson is chief of the Hoof Brigade because he has picked Monty for every minute of every competitive game so far ?

How does that work with your new anti hoof theory ?

 

[Ollessendro]

Imagine for just one moment the possibility of the last day of the season and its 0-0 and the last two minutes of the game. SS rolls the ball to Collins who then plays a 30yrd pass to Monty on the wing, who in turn boots it towards Cresswell who's deflected shot creeps over the line and we win promotion. Can you just imagine how that would mess with their heads, they would be dissapointed instead of actually celebrating out success.

Keeper rolls the ball out to defender, 30 yard(obviosuly pinpoint) pass, to Monty out wide, who pings another precise pass to Cresswell ...... this sounds like a Brazilian team ....... who buries it. Boo, your example of total football makes me think that you could do a prep talk at the next Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance meeting

 

[judge]

Keeper rolls the ball out to defender, 30 yard(obviosuly pinpoint) pass, to Monty out wide, who pings another precise pass to Cresswell ...... this sounds like a Brazilian team ....... who buries it. Boo, your example of total football makes me think that you could do a prep talk at the next Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance meeting

thanks for adding the smiley ,that way i know your post was funny

 

[Pinchy]

So who are the Hoof Brigade?

There isn't one. It's a strawman so big you could fit Edward Woodward in it.

3 games, 3 wins. Loads to talk about. And yet people get bogged down in petty arguments about stuff like this. It's a shame.

Members of the We Hoof Brigade don't care about such a wretched reputation. In fact, they glory in it.

Oh, grow up. There isn't a single person on this board who conforms to this ludicrous stereotype. You certainly haven't named one.

It's a bit like the Freemasons and just as insidious. They don't announce their membership publicly but rather gather in their clandestine Lodges viewing videos of Wimbledon and Watford under the guidance of Worshipful Master Quickfix Micky.There's a portrait of Dinosaur Dave hanging over the ornate Georgian fireplace. They tear off their shirts, roll up their trousers and ceremonially kick balloons up to the rafters, speaking in terms only fellow Freehoofers would understand.

So no, I can't name them. But we all know who they are: "By their posts shall ye know them"

You don't happen to know the secret handshake, do you?

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thanks for adding the smiley ,that way i know your post was funny

A thousand smilies couldn't help yours!

Can we have a Hoof emoticon please?

 

[Ted Danson]

I :heart: Hoof it!

Won me £25 at York races the other week

:gallop::gallop::gallop:

 

[Micalijo]

[QUOTEThe hoof brigade to me are people who said give Blackwell time, who said Adams is a Blade, who say Monty is a good player]

Does that mean Danny Wilson is chief of the Hoof Brigade because he has picked Monty for every minute of every competitive game so far ?

How does that work with your new anti hoof theory ?[/QUOTE]

Not yet, but I'm worried Mr Railway, pretty worried about it I have to say. Hopefully some idiotic manager somewhere will sign him in the next 2 weeks.

 

[judge]

It's a bit like the Freemasons and just as insidious. They don't announce their membership publicly but rather gather in their clandestine Lodges viewing videos of Wimbledon and Watford under the guidance of Worshipful Master Quickfix Micky.There's a portrait of Dinosaur Dave hanging over the ornate Georgian fireplace. They tear off their shirts, roll up their trousers and ceremonially kick balloons up to the rafters, speaking in terms only fellow Freehoofers would understand.

So no, I can't name them. But we all know who they are: "By their posts shall ye know them"

You don't happen to know the secret handshake, do you?

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A thousand smilies couldn't help yours!

Can we have a Hoof emoticon please?

why dont you just pretend there is one ,bit like the fabled hoof brigade you and the two other schizos keep rambling about

 

[Pinchy]

Not yet, but I'm worried Mr Railway, pretty worried about it I have to say. Hopefully some idiotic manager somewhere will sign him in the next 2 weeks.

Did someone call my name?

 

[Rodley]

My beef with this initial post is that it isn't funny. In fact it's painfully unfunny; like seeing a stand-up comedian dying on stage. It just comes across as a bit insecure.

 

[boo radley]

Keeper rolls the ball out to defender, 30 yard(obviosuly pinpoint) pass, to Monty out wide, who pings another precise pass to Cresswell ...... this sounds like a Brazilian team ....... who buries it. Boo, your example of total football makes me think that you could do a prep talk at the next Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance meeting

So you'd love Collins Monty and Creswell. Suggest you read again, not so obviously pinpoint.

I also appreciate that you that you need to keep asking people like me and others on this forum to join your groups because of your lack of confidence. As an open minded member of this forum who can see football in many ways (and coaches it as such) I would love to boost your confidence by coming to do a talk for you. I just dont have the time.
I will still let you buy me a pint of real ale when we do catch up however.:drunk:

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

 

[Cool Clint]

I Think it's more of a case of the need to belong. Then it is not enough just to see an opposite point of view, it has to be re- enforced by the formation of a ficticious group to back up your own entrenched position. The formation of a group to belong to comes after. That way they can then hide behind the rest of the group once they have made a statement believing in the security of the groups safety in numbers (real or not, it is to them). They need to believe people have the same view as them.

Take for example this ficticious 'we love hoof group' to counter an argument of total football. To the total football group there is nothing in between because they are so entrenched.
Imagine for just one moment the possibility of the last day of the season and its 0-0 and the last two minutes of the game. SS rolls the ball to Collins who then plays a 30yrd pass to Monty on the wing, who in turn boots it towards Cresswell who's deflected shot creeps over the line and we win promotion. Can you just imagine how that would mess with their heads, they would be dissapointed instead of actually celebrating out success.

Flippin eck Boo, If thats an attempt to do a post as boring as Olle's openers you've a long way to go. It does explain a few things about said person well though.

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Drop some Ritalin in his real ale. Thats the answer...

 

[Bladesway]

And the one thing thats been missed is that Ollie was going to tell us all about how he told us so when we started the season like a steaming pile of shit. Our Manager needed 6-7 players and needed them before Malta. He even wanted to put money on it with anyone who dared question his "logic".

Apart from that his post is the usual mix of KOC and is a look at me fest. But what the hell would you expect. Appears the crowd is starting to turn on you Mr Ollie. Which is a shame because its just at the point where you are starting to make some sense.

I await the next installment with interest. Of sorts.

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You're talking about Olle here aren't you?

And thanks for the welcome back Olle. I appreciate it. Just to clarify; I threw the toys out of the pram (or to give it its proper title, I flounced - as I'm very prone to do) due to your stream of cringeworthy posts that constantly attempt to divide people on here. To give you some credit, you constantly manage to slyly slag off other posters without getting so much as a word in your ear. It's quite impressive.

I know you throw out these 'under appreciated genius' titles in some strange sense of ironic self-deprecation, but worryingly, now that you get plenty of bites and back-up from your 'mates', I get the feeling that you're starting to believe your own hype. I imagine a Michael McIntyre style smug grin on your mush when you put these posts together... he's about as funny as Anders Behring Breivik too.

Whatever makes you happy I suppose, but urgh, I do worry how other supporters label us when they see your mastubatory prose.

Loving your work Hottingtons. The Flounce is back and this time hes got his hat on

 

[alcoblade]

Which is a shame because its just at the point where you are starting to make some sense.

I'd noticed the same thing - I was really warming to Olle and his ramblings, and just when he'd sucked me in he self destructed into a pile of billshit...

UTB

 

[Bladesway]

I'd noticed the same thing - I was really warming to Olle and his ramblings, and just when he'd sucked me in he self destructed into a pile of billshit...

UTB

Its a 180 from where he was a month ago but fair play to a bloke for seeing the real light.

 

[BarcaBlade]

True genuises are rarely appreciated.

Ah yes, my mistake. Let me put down my Rushdie and take a moment to read your work of genius in full. Maybe I'll take a detour and find out what, erm, happened to da Vinci. He didn't shoot himself before he was 40, did he?
Perhaps a better comparison would be to take a look at what happened to Brian Parker form Norwich.

 

[Bladesway]

Ah yes, my mistake. Let me put down my Rushdie and take a moment to read your work of genius in full. Maybe I'll take a detour and find out what, erm, happened to da Vinci. He didn't shoot himself before he was 40, did he?
Perhaps a better comparison would be to take a look at what happened to Brian Parker form Norwich.

To be fair Barca, I think he is trying to take the piss out of himself and look in a self depreciating manner. Or perhaps he really does believe his own hype these days?

 

[SwissBlade]

So we understand why pinchy, mic and Ollie want to group others into the we love hoof brigade, but they haven't named anyone on here that they think is part of this imaginary group