Early thoughts on how we can possibly get past Chelsea?

[NAP]

Have 9 men stood on the goal line and 2 laid on top until 90+5 minutes. Then charge downfield leaving only Ramsdale back on a 10 man attack in an attempt to score. If doesn’t work ditto for extra time. Then pray on the penalties. Thoughts?

 

[The Crab]

Rock, paper scissors.

Except I wouldn't trust Lunny or Moose with that either

 

[Montymagic]

It's that bat shit crazy it just might work.

 

[GroovyBrad]

Rock, paper scissors.

Except I wouldn't trust Lunny or Moose with that either

The latter will pull a finger muscle and be out for 5 week

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Go through Knightsbridge and head towards South Kensington.

 

[robbiez666]

Rest the players this week.

Chelsea played Leeds lasts weekend and they've probably never run so much during a football game. They have Athletico Madrid tonight. They're going to be shattered at the weekend.

Our best chance is to outfight them.

 

[Varkanoid]

Get in an early goal before they do and defend for 80 minutes.

Their game plan will be similiar get an early goal as they know our heads drop once that happens.

 

[MalmoBlade]

AK-47s

 

[benn5712]

3 at back, 4 mids, 3 up top. Run at Chelsea, launch it, gerrit forrerd, shooooot!.
We're getting battered Sunday anyways, let's have the light brigade and not the Alamo.

 

[bornablade]

Didzy will be our match winner

 

[benn5712]

Billy. Gaffer (Temp)
Hecky. What's up nah ?
Billy. Well err, can we all get a strip wesh in't sink on t' M1 coming back ?
Hecky ??? (lost for words)
Billy. We watched Hitchcock's Psycho t'other week and we shit scared to go in their showers cos of their gaffer.
Rest of team. Aye, yeah, scared we is.
Hecky. PFFFTT!

 

[Yogi]

Laxatives slipped into Chelsea’s pre match drinks.

 

[Davalon]

Play naked.

 

[BlairBlade]

Get in an early goal before they do and defend for 80 minutes.

Their game plan will be similiar get an early goal as they know our heads drop once that happens.

That's it.
You've hit the nail on the head.
Don't let them score - NOT ONE!

 

[Ralph Blade]

I would play Jack Robinson (is he fit?) and try to cause chaos from his long throws.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

Looking like no Jagielka and Ampadu, so only Basham and Bryan fit at CB.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

4-2-3-1 then?

Ramsdale

Baldock Basham Bryan Osborn

Norwood Fleck

Bogle McGoldrick Burke

McBurnie

 

[Boxer Blade]

Looking like no Jagielka and Ampadu, so only Basham and Bryan fit at CB.

Is jags not available? On the bench at Leicester, has something happened?

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

I posted this on shoutbox this morning, but....

Last night I had a weird dream that we beat Chelsea 3-2 with the winning goal being scored by one of the girls from the Women's team with a thunderbolt from outside the box.
What made it even weirder was that she wearing boots borrowed from Lundstram!
The size 9's on size 5 feet did look funny!
The girl herself had a ponytail, not unusual I know, but I checked out the Women's team profiles this morning and she looked suspiciously like one of the strikers!

There was also a couple of the U23's in the team.

Fuck knows what I was drinking last night!

 

[Sean Thornton]

When the coach gets to Stamford Bridge, tell the driver to keep going?

 

[PaulHalfway]

Without doubt we need to score first, as we have seen all season as soon as we concede the first goal, that’s it, it’s all over

 

[benn5712]

When the coach gets to Stamford Bridge, tell the driver to keep going?

There is another ( proper ) Stamford Bridge. Send them there.
We won that one.

 

[ElephantBlade]

AK-47s

For when you absolutely, positively have to... beat Chelsea

 

[Bladesman]

Nope.

 

[Bladesince59]

Get to the M25 and stay on it.

 

[Kenilworth]

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[bladeinspaceandtime]

Perhaps someone could sell their soul to a crossroads demon?

 

[BladeTillIDie]

Is jags not available? On the bench at Leicester, has something happened?

Brother's died, highly doubt he'll be playing.

 

[Boxer Blade]

Brother's died, highly doubt he'll be playing.

How sad, thanks BTID

 

[NAP]

We could stick parking cones in midfield to increase our mobility in that area