CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[Bladeinleeds]

I agree, he's Liverpool's player so we've got to offer a deal which is acceptable to them. No problem with that.

If we're paying £25m with add ons, then that's a record transfer for us and easily the market rate (if not over) for a player like Brewster. I just think Liverpool are taking the piss if we've little chance of making much profit from a buy back and they should go looking for some other mug to take that deal.

Obviously it would be ideal to get him no strings attached! in that case we could reep any profit if it turned out he was worth 50m plus...

It would be annoying to lose him like that but you could just see it as Liverpool paying us £5m to develop a player for them. Sounds like the type of wheeling and dealing wilder wouldn’t be averse too to me.

 

[BLADE OF GRASS]

Oh I'm sorry I've cum

 

[Ecco1889]

Oh I'm sorry I've cum

Looks quality tbh..some of those turns and shots remind me of a young Rooney..the kids definitely got something special

 

[Jon P]

Refuse to believe this is happening until i see him on the pitch with his shirt

 

[Houso]

Could really do with a blue ticker telling us that it's on before we start to lose momentum.

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Love your name Ricardo

Why thank you

 

[Wards]

Hopefully we'll smash 100 pages by 6pm

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Could really do with a blue ticker telling us that it's on before we start to lose momentum.

 

[Billyblade]

 

[Torrix1889]

We went metric when you were 11 years old.

You forgot the bit where he said he was born and bred in Barnsley, they didn't go metric until 2002, he was using coal and marbles as currency at age 11....

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

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oh, I was so excited, then the Carling thing comes out at the last minute ☹

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

So he looks like he takes the ball early, before the keeper gets chance to set and isn't afraid to get a shot in.
He got lucky with a couple where his technique let him down but he's clearly very quick footed and picks up the ball and likes to drive with it.
That generally matches what I've seen in the few games I've watched, but he's inconsistent to a degree and his decision making isn't always the best which is due to his age and experience so will improve.

Unfortunately for him it looks like he's going to be in with a shout of starting, which means he'll need to step up a significant level from last season and due to the pricetag hit the ground running which is an additional pressure. I hope our fans give him the time he'll need, because he's going to need it to settle and find his feet.
Hope it's going through, but I think we've done a bit of a Villa due to the Moose situation and paid over the odds to get it down without additional competition.

 

[Vikkster]

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Brilliant

 

[BadgersBigToe]

We went metric when you were 11 years old.

I’m 62 and still convert mm/cm back to inches in my head so I can visualise the actual size.

 

[Scarebus]

I’m 62 and still convert mm/cm back to inches in my head so I can visualise the actual size.

I've tried this, but everytime I estimate something at about 8 inches she laughs.

 

[BadgersBigToe]

I've tried this, but everytime I estimate something at about 8 inches she laughs.

My missus would as well if was only 8”

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I’m 62 and still convert mm/cm back to inches in my head so I can visualise the actual size.

I'm a similar age but what I did was measure my erect penis in centimetres, then I find it easy to visualise a quarter of a metre in my head, and I just have to imagine 4 or those, end to end, for every metre.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Is it today?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

...

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Is it today?

Then you should have posted later

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Then you should have posted later

Dammit

 

[Newbury Blade]

I’m 62 and still convert mm/cm back to inches in my head so I can visualise the actual size.

The actual size of what?

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Worth a season long loan from Liverpool. Team up with another Swansea alum. Wilder has a good relationship with Klopp. Save 20+million.

So much for saving 20 million.

 

[ben1987]

The actual size of what?

it’s 76.2 MM honest

 

[BadgersBigToe]

The actual size of what?

Everything

 

[BadgersBigToe]

it’s 76.2 MM honest

3”

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Ahhh I see, you loved my 'Tonnage' as a unit to quantify parts of a modern conurbation. I'm glad I brightened your day. I wasn't sure if there was a piss take in there

Do folk take the piss on ere !?!?!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Go on then, who dares start a 'Brewster Signs' thread in General Blades Chat, featuring an amusing array of images showing signage containing the word 'Brewster'?

I'll be honest, I daren't. I WILL get lynched if I pull that one again, especially on this sensitive issue.

 

[borg elite]

Many a laptop screen have I put my fist through after someone doing that.

Go on then, who dares start a 'Brewster Signs' thread in General Blades Chat, featuring an amusing array of images showing signage containing the word 'Brewster'?

I'll be honest, I daren't. I WILL get lynched if I pull that one again, especially on this sensitive issue.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

It would certainly shut up a few nobheads on here...how they get out of bed in the morning is beyond me!

Aye
But then there's the other nobhead population :
Too much brass
Unproven
We carry all the risk
Buy from abroad
Tipping off Villa
We need to make > 10 million profit on (any) buyback
He / they are shite
McCabe
etc

PS I think these particular inveterate complainants may get out of bed in the afternoon