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Are things that bad now that this crock of shit is the best player we have to play left back?
 

Surely there must be someone at the club who is better than Jordan Stewart? Anyone could do a better job than him surely?
 
From a Derby reporter....Stewart doesn't sound too bad for a crock:

Bywater kept out Stewart's 25-yard piledriver at full stretch and when the rebound fell to Henri Camara, the Blades substitute's shot rebounded back off the Derby keeper.

Buxton headed a corner from Yeates just past his own post and Stewart lashed another long-range effort, this time on the volley, just wide
 
My word, Stewart really is that bad. How that man has forged a career as a professional footballer is beyond me, seriously. His ball control is truly woeful.

UTB
 
I hate to say I told you so regarding Stewart but I knew we had signed another Alan Wright.
 
Still think he is better than Taylor, he is a joke of a footballer.
 
He is abysmal and can barely keep hold of the ball. If Blackwell is going to play Monty at right back, then I'd rather see Geary at left back ahead of Stewart!
 
I've never been a boo-boy as I just don't think it's productive to single out players for stick in the ground. Jordan Stewart drives me damned bloody close though.

Slow, clumsy, and he can't cross his fingers, let alone a ball. There was a conversation around where we were about who the last left-back we had who was consisently as bad as Stewart has been.

None of us could remember one.
 
last two games I have been to - QPR away ( league) and Watford his awfullness has been close to majestic
 
Are things that bad now that this crock of shit is the best player we have to play left back?

As bad as he is I think Taylor is a bit worse.

His slice into the kop in the second half was very Port Vale esque.
 

To be quite honest Derek Geary should retire.

He can't play 2 games within the space of a week, and injuries have reduced him to a shadow of the player he once was.

I would prefer him to retire now and he can hold his head up before he end up playing like some punch drunk old boxer on the verge of a brain haemorrhage, and remembered as a shambing wreck of a player he once was.
 
True he will end up needing to get his knee replaced if he keeps going.

This is also another thing we knew for a while but have failed to sort and just sold our 2 right backs.
 
I bet he's on a good contract as well.

Another Blackwell signing.

I bet Derby could'nt wait to get shut.
 
To be quite honest Derek Geary should retire.

He can't play 2 games within the space of a week, and injuries have reduced him to a shadow of the player he once was.

I would prefer him to retire now and he can hold his head up before he end up playing like some punch drunk old boxer on the verge of a brain haemorrhage, and remembered as a shambing wreck of a player he once was.

Which in fairness would still be better than Jordan fucking Stewart at the moment.
 
In defence of Jordan Stewart, I reckon that going forward he looks at times like a reasonable player.

That's it though, because defensively he's awful. You may as well dress a shopp dummy up and stick it on castors. Absolutely terrible defending. Yes, he's quick. He bloody needs to be because his positioning is all over the place.
 
What's the alternative though? And it's not geary. It takes him at least 5 days to recover from each match.
 
Stewart is keeping Quinn out of the worst player in the last decade team. He is the worst player Blackwell has signed and that is saying something.
 
On his wiki page it says he wants to finish his career at LA Galaxy. :D
 
To be fair to Blackwell he has previously said that he didn't want to play him at left back, because he doesn't trust him there :).
 
In defence of Jordan Stewart, I reckon that going forward he looks at times like a reasonable player.

That's it though, because defensively he's awful. You may as well dress a shopp dummy up and stick it on castors. Absolutely terrible defending. Yes, he's quick. He bloody needs to be because his positioning is all over the place.
Good going forward? Virtually every time I've seen him going forward he's fucked up when trying to control the ball (I laughed my nuts off the other week when he tried to control a simple ball near the corner flag, towards the end of the game, in front of the kop, and ended up knocking it out of play. It was made even better by the fact that I'd be slating him all game and as he was running towards the ball, I very sarcastically shouted out, "GO ON STEWART YOU USELESS BASTARD!!"). He can hit a decent long ball but when you consider that he can do absolutely fuck all else, it doesn't really count for much.
 
To be quite honest Derek Geary should retire.

He can't play 2 games within the space of a week, and injuries have reduced him to a shadow of the player he once was.

I would prefer him to retire now and he can hold his head up before he end up playing like some punch drunk old boxer on the verge of a brain haemorrhage, and remembered as a shambing wreck of a player he once was.

What an absolute joke and insult that is to a player who has made great efforts to come back from a career threatening injury. He has played a couple of games in which he has lasted until the final whistle ,and is being brought slowly back to full fitness. Posts like that make me sick.
 
It was made even better by the fact that I'd be slating him all game and as he was running towards the ball, I very sarcastically shouted out, "GO ON STEWART YOU USELESS BASTARD!!"). He can hit a decent long ball but when you consider that he can do absolutely fuck all else, it doesn't really count for much.

To be fair (and i'm not trying to defend his general play) he did have a good shot on target which many of our more attacking players never managed.

:)
 

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