Getting Rather Full

[BushBlade]

Never been to a Bastard wedding..............

Shit buffet and pay bar. My posh uni mate was shocked when he saw me in buffet action, stacking my plate like a culinary buckaroo. He tried to explain the etiquette was to put a small amount on your plate and go back for seconds. I said ‘you’ve never been to a northern wedding have you?’

 

[Boxer Blade]

They look like this, Crab:

They look as happy as fuck, going to dads wedding and straight off to porkland to the game,happy days.

 

[The Crab]

I guess it’s a wedding between two people who were themselves born out of wedlock. Perhaps unhappy with the stigma they decide to make sure it doesn’t happen to their kids.

Or maybe the bride and groom are just nasty fuckers?

A bit like Vern and Val's wedding then.................

 

[The Crab]

They look like this, Crab:

Fuck that then, I won't bother RSVP-ing to that one

 

[Harrisblade]

True but once it gets really close to a sell out, then “restricted view” seats tend to be released
And sometimes (believe it or not) dependent on the risk category of the match we are allowed to take off some of the netting, so that a small batch of extra seating is made available in the South stand bottom corner or end of the BLUT near the John Street stand.

Basically our usuable stadium capacity, what seats we can and can’t sell is shrouded in mystery.

Or netting!

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Come Saturday afternoon and as kick off approaches, I will have upgraded it to 'this twatting wedding'

What’s the matter with some people? It’s just bloody selfish getting married on a Saturday in the football season and expecting everyone just to drop whatever plans they had just to watch them get married.

 

[The Crab]

And hopefully not the result of one crabby

Well they looked at my face and my arse and thought I was cojoined twins...................

 

[The Crab]

Shit buffet and pay bar. My posh uni mate was shocked when he saw me in buffet action, stacking my plate like a culinary buckaroo. He tried to explain the etiquette was to put a small amount on your plate and go back for seconds. I said ‘you’ve never been to a northern wedding have you?’

When I was with my Ex Wife, she had a large family and many buffet type events, it seemed like every week it was a birthday / wedding / event. You just knew to an absolute certainty who would be first to the buffet.

 

[Tray]

No need to show off, were off to HOOTERS in Nottingham.

Stag do in Windsor for me...gonna miss the final home game due to his wedding too!

I'm the best man so can't really duck out of this one

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I don't understand why they don't have a running totaliser.

It would help motivate fans to buy more.

Why would it?

 

[BigBed]

Stag do in Windsor for me...gonna miss the final home game due to his wedding too!

I'm the best man so can't really duck out of this one

There's always Norovirus if you were to faulter...............

 

[Sean Thornton]

Stag do in Windsor for me...gonna miss the final home game due to his wedding too!

I'm the best man so can't really duck out of this one

Some good bars in Windsor, both sides of the bridge near the Sir Christopher Wren Hotel.

 

[WORKSOPBLADE]

 

[SB_90]

crazy to think that we could potientally have a bigger attendance at close to 30,000 than the derby game which is usually the pinnacle of the season

 

[Almosthuman]

Gutted am missing this, working in bloody Leamington Spa, will be amazing to see lane so full

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Still plenty of tickets left then.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Still plenty of tickets left then.

We’ve just released a few 100 restricted view tickets.
Almost all the remaining tickets are the far end of the Kop and restricted view, the rest of the ground close to a sell out.

 

[Maidenhead]

Some good bars in Windsor, both sides of the bridge near the Sir Christopher Wren Hotel.

My expenses used to take a right hammering in Windsor.

 

[Whiston Blade]

My expenses used to take a right hammering in Windsor.

High class escort services aren't cheap..

 

[blademark]

High class escort services aren't cheap..

Are they not? How much exactly?

 

[BushBlade]

Are they not? How much exactly?

What exactly do you want? Your question is the equivalent of ‘how much is a car?’

 

[Sean Thornton]

High class escort services aren't cheap..

They charge extra if you can see the Castle during. In case Philip has his binoculars out. (Well he has to find something to fill his time now he can’t crash into people)

I err, understand.

 

[Sean Thornton]

What exactly do you want? Your question is the equivalent of ‘how much is a car?’

Do you mean “in a car”?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Incidentally, I should coco lost his virginity in Windsor.














Maurice still keeps in touch......

 

[georgebernardshaw]

A bit like Vern and Val's wedding then.................

Not like this one either

 

[georgebernardshaw]

My expenses used to take a right hammering in Windsor.

Across the river in Datchet, the Manor Hotel was known as “Southern Area HQ” and the hangovers were legendary

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Sales must be going well,the club have put the "restricted view" seats up for sale.

 

[Russ]

Stag do in Windsor for me...gonna miss the final home game due to his wedding too!

I'm the best man so can't really duck out of this one

Bagsy your ticket then!!

 

[I should coco]

Incidentally, I should coco lost his virginity in Windsor..

I deny that!

I have never met the lovely Barbara and you will be hearing from my lawyers, you bounder!

 

[Hartley Hare]

I have a ticket in the BLUT (U2).

If anybody spots me lurking around you are welcome to buy me a pint.

HH