If you had one question...

[Grecian2000]

Who's your favourite James Bond?

 

[Topplayersleave]

Where do you see the club in 12 months time

Don't ask that, McCabe will say Europe

 

[Topplayersleave]

'Have you ever looked at a comment on a fans' forum, and thought, "You know what, I hadn't thought of that, and they are absolutely right"?

The winner

Or you could ask "Have you ever looked at a comment on a fans forum and thought, hahaha they're gonna be well pissed off next week"

 

[S64 Blade]

I'd ask Wilder if he wants to be my mate.

 

[Sheff de party]

I’d ask him, all jokes aside, something like:

“It’s clear that over the past few years, United have made a huge net profit on player sales compared to purchases. Where does that money go, and when do can we realistically expect the gap between these two figures to narrow?”

Without criticism or sarcasm added, it’s a very important question that hasn’t really been answered. I’m sure the actual answer is running costs, club runs at a loss etc and that’s fair enough, but what’s the plan for this to change?

 

[Ricky]

Hello Kevin mate. Huge fan, huge fan. I dutifully attempt to crush any internet forum negativity about you or the club whenever I see it and have done for years. Listen, I understand that the Golden Blade medal of honour is inevitably on its way to me, but I'm prepared to sacrifice that if you promise a total rebuild of the Kop. This would transform Bramall Lane into a truly outstanding stadium and be a permanent gift to the club to mark your wonderful legacy. Just think, "The Kevin McCabe Kop". Forever.

So, is completely rebuilding the Kop something you will consider?


Regards,

Ideal Blade

 

[Barney]

I’d ask him, all jokes aside, something like:

“It’s clear that over the past few years, United have made a huge net profit on player sales compared to purchases. Where does that money go, and when do can we realistically expect the gap between these two figures to narrow?”

This. But it appears the fans are ok with it so I don't think there's any chance of it changing anytime soon.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

The winner
"

Given how you get slagged off on here, I'm not sure I'm pleased about your approval!

 

[borbokis]

What's your perfect Sunday?

 

[grafikhaus]

"Kevin, why don't you get rid of the useless Wilder and get Brian The Blade in? And then give him £20m to buy the best midfielder in the division. Barry Bannan?"

 

[ekke287]

If Wednesday get relegated but no-one gives a shit, do they still get relegated?

 

[Grappler]

"...is there a plan and budget in place for January, to push us over the line, if we are in touching distance.."

 

[Topplayersleave]

Given how you get slagged off on here, I'm not sure I'm pleased about your approval!

Yes, you'd better watch out now, your card will have been numbered

 

[grafikhaus]

"...is there a plan and budget in place for January, to push us over the line, if we are in touching distance.."

Touching what? Cloth?

 

[raul]

How many pastel shade v neck jumpers do you actually own?

 

[S5Blade]

"Who invented the skip?"

 

[Barney]

Is there a bigger Blade than you?

 

[I should coco]

Hello Kevin mate. Huge fan, huge fan. I dutifully attempt to crush any internet forum negativity about you or the club whenever I see it and have done for years.

Well, since about May 2015 to be completely truthful.

 

[benn5712]

Will next seasons home shirt have any red in it ?

 

[Eskimo]

Designing a red and white striped shirt should be straightforward. No one seems to like the present one as they forgot to do the back. It is central to our identity. Getting it wrong is like getting someones name wrong. Why do we mess up Colvin?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

There’s only one BIG topic to ask about and that’s the future ownership and direction of the club.

Ask him WHEN he expects it to be resolved and WHAT the likely outcomes are?

And if he says “don’t know” then ok so he may not have an accurate idea of how long it will take but he must know the likely outcome scenarios:

Prince win = what happens?
McCabe win = what happens?
Draw? Ie settle outside court or kiss and make up = what happens?

That’s what we really need to know.

 

[blademark]

I'd ask King Kev-
What is the one question you absolutely dread being asked by fans ?

 

[cahill]

Why do people die in alphabetical order in the Barnsley Chronicle ?

OR

Does everybody’s todger shrink as they get older, or am I being punished for the sin of onanism ?

 

[cahill]

Why do people die in alphabetical order in the Barnsley Chronicle ?

OR

Does everybody’s todger shrink as they get older, or am I being punished for the sin of onanism ?

The latter questions for Kev

 

[Digger]

Magnet or maggots?

 

[jt64]

Given the current economic uncertainty regarding Brexit, who owns the freehold?

 

[Dkc]

Fancy a pint Chris?

That would be mine too. I'd also invite Kev so he could get them in.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Question for Kev........ How many times a day do you say thank you to Chris Wilder?

 

[Champagneblade]

Kev, who signed off the white backed home shirt? And are they still at the club? If they are, then why?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Why do people die in alphabetical order in the Barnsley Chronicle ?

OR

Does everybody’s todger shrink as they get older, or am I being punished for the sin of onanism ?

Answer to first one is because if they categorised them by gene pool they’d all be on the same line.

Answer to second one is definitely no. The more you exercise it the bigger it grows. And neither can it make you go blind either! I’ve been practising for years and my eyesight now as us gook is ots over beef!