Clarke sacked......???

[ChipButtyBlade]

Tell me that is photoshopped. I like a nice pair as much as the next man but that is fucking hideous.

Nope real deal.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ved-SIX-ribs-look-like-cartoon-character.html

 

[JohnDenver]

Jessica Rabbit i believe.
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I don't think Jessica will be worried about the new pretender.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Labiaplasty.

 

[The Crab]

I don't think Jessica will be worried about the new pretender.

Jessica has much nicer lips

 

[South London Blade]

I read about a women today having six ribs removed so she can look like a cartoon character.
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Miss piggy?

 

[Bayingblade]

Nope real deal.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ved-SIX-ribs-look-like-cartoon-character.html

So called "doctors" who perform operations such as this should be fucking lynched!

 

[Davalon]

I heard it was the ghost of Danny Cullip causing bollocks at Shirecliffe.

Keeps whispering in Leon's ear that Billy says he's a son of a bitch. The bitch being Katie Price.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Tell me that is photoshopped. I like a nice pair as much as the next man but that is fucking hideous.

I was just about to say the same. Urgh!

 

[The Crab]

I was just about to say the same. Urgh!

I know, the lips were a bad idea but the rest, WTF.

 

[blades78]

I saw Billy Sharp at Cannon Hall Farm with his family on Sunday. He was carrying his son around the outdoor play area, so I'd guess that puts cracked ribs rumour to bed. He did leave early though, so maybe he went for treatment for a different injury. I should have asked really, but I'd prefer to leave him in peace on a family day out.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

I read about a women today having six ribs removed so she can look like a cartoon character.
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Plenty of fish in the sea as they say

 

[Harry's Game]

What actually happened was Leon came riding into training on Shergar with his mate Paul Woolhouse cunningly disguised as Samantha Kahn riding on the back, when Billy recognised Woolhouse he tried to pull him from the horse to try to ask him where that gate money was, in the ensuing confusion Clark fell off the horse, landing on Billy cracking his ribs.

This is actually what happened I know this because Elvis told me whilst serving me a fresh haddock in The moor markerts.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

What actually happened was Leon came riding into training on Shergar with his mate Paul Woolhouse cunningly disguised as Samantha Kahn riding on the back, when Billy recognised Woolhouse he tried to pull him from the horse to try to ask him where that gate money was, in the ensuing confusion Clark fell off the horse, landing on Billy cracking his ribs.

This is actually what happened I know this because Elvis told me whilst serving me a fresh haddock in The moor markerts.

I saw that too. You forgot to mention the ankle injury Leon picked up when Lord Lucan trod on his leg.

 

[andybrizz]

What actually happened was Leon came riding into training on Shergar with his mate Paul Woolhouse cunningly disguised as Samantha Kahn riding on the back, when Billy recognised Woolhouse he tried to pull him from the horse to try to ask him where that gate money was, in the ensuing confusion Clark fell off the horse, landing on Billy cracking his ribs.

This is actually what happened I know this because Elvis told me whilst serving me a fresh haddock in The moor markerts.

I saw Elvis telling you too, but was definitely in Castle Market!

 

[Harry's Game]

I saw Elvis telling you too, but was definitely in Castle Market!

Don't be ridiculous.

 

[Snowman]

Don't be ridiculous.

Yeah. He was riding a Unicorn.

 

[LenTednTony]

Jessica Rabbit i believe.
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Oooooh Jessica Rabbit! Isn't she gorgeous? I really got the hots for her. Err......is it just me, then? I'm not weird... HONEST!

 

[gavtheblade]

Apparently leons mam has passed away.

 

[cjx blade]

Apparently leons mam has passed away.

If thats true the people who started these rumours should take a good look at themselves.

 

[Maidenhead]

Apparently leons mam has passed away.

That's just put the whole derby thing back into perspective for me.

 

[DifferentClass]

If by sacked you mean scored a brace at Swillsborough against the piggies...

 

[Houso]

The constant rumours about Leon this season and slagging off last.

He could do fuck all the rest of this career at the Lane but he'll go down as a legend for today alone.

 

[Ricky]

Might be a bit harsh to sack him after he beat Wednesday for us.....

 

[nopigfansintown]

Leon is now beyond reproach. Was the business in helping secure the L1 title and one hundred points. Then became the arch pig slayer.

 

[sitwell]

Watching it back again ,he really could have had 5 or 6 ,brilliant display. Love to know Rhodes thoughts .

 

[Maidenhead]

Watching it back again ,he really could have had 5 or 6 ,brilliant display. Love to know Rhodes thoughts .

"bet Leon wishes he had my pay packet"

 

[The Crab]

What actually happened was Leon came riding into training on Shergar with his mate Paul Woolhouse cunningly disguised as Samantha Kahn riding on the back, when Billy recognised Woolhouse he tried to pull him from the horse to try to ask him where that gate money was, in the ensuing confusion Clark fell off the horse, landing on Billy cracking his ribs.

This is actually what happened I know this because Elvis told me whilst serving me a fresh haddock in The moor markerts.

Bollocks.

Everybody knows that Haddock aint fresh

 

[The Crab]

Yeah. He was riding a Unicorn.

LYDON, aren't there laws against that?

 

[SwissBlade]

So, Clarke wasn't sacked then?

 

[Hodgyman]

He ought to be sacked for those 2 misses. I suppose he will be pardoned and given hero status now as a pig slayer