Can we just watch the game tomorrow night.......

[Bert]

Or do we have to give a minute's applause, minutes silence, boycott the pies, support transvestites etc?

Anybody heard owt?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Or do we have to give a minute's applause, minutes silence, boycott the pies, support transvestites etc?

Anybody heard owt?

I'm going to flash my torch on and off from the 14th minute for no reason.

 

[JohnDenver]

I'm going to flash my torch on and off from the 14th minute for no reason.

Well I'll be eating transvestite pie whilst silently clapping. Again.

 

[Blade58]

Or do we have to give a minute's applause, minutes silence, boycott the pies, support transvestites etc?

Anybody heard owt?

You just have to bounce tomorrow night. No more. No less.

 

[wizadry]

I'm going to flash my torch on and off from the 14th minute for no reason.

Can someone shed some light on this as to why they do it? No pun intended.

 

[Lmaobob]

Can someone shed some light on this as to why they do it? No pun intended.

attention

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Can someone shed some light on this as to why they do it? No pun intended.

I think it's because they are twats.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

If things go as per normal, I will fart every twenty minutes - apologies to everyone in the Bramall Lane corner.

 

[wizadry]

attention

I think it's because they are twats.

These could both be very close but there must be another reason? They can't all be attention seeking twats can they?

 

[TBW57]

If things go as per normal, I will fart every twenty minutes - apologies to everyone in the Bramall Lane corner.

I wondered why it was cheaper in that section....

 

[stringjunior]

Or do we have to give a minute's applause, minutes silence, boycott the pies, support transvestites etc?

Anybody heard owt?

Not heard anything. Maybe we should protest about the lack stuff to emotionally engage with (CW's post match interviews aside obvs)

 

[Blade for Sale]

I understand we will play the entire match down the left wing as a tribute to Fidel Castro.

 

[JOEYDEE]

I'm going to flash my torch on and off from the 14th minute for no reason.

As long as that's all you'll be flashing !

 

[Ricky]

We just have to sing 'Shoreham boys we are here' and 'don't take me home' constantly, and NOTHING else. That's the rule.

 

[SteveBlade]

Flashing a light at football matches actually goes back to the early 1900's when the lights went out on a game that was being played featuring two Scottish clubs, so thousands of fans torches lit the stadium. Ever since then it's been tradition to I just made this up.

 

[ghandi]

Or do we have to give a minute's applause, minutes silence, boycott the pies, support transvestites etc?

Anybody heard owt?

Fuck off Bert no chance we are having a nine days of mourning for Fidel

 

[8lade]

Well I'll be eating transvestite pie whilst silently clapping. Again.

trying to imagine 'transvestite pie', looks like fish but it's just sausage meat.

 

[JohnDenver]

trying to imagine 'transvestite pie', looks like fish but it's just sausage meat.

Don't look at it - just savour the flavour...

 

[Jehovah]

Tomorrow night marks national tits appreciation day. Every man in the ground has to get a hard on in the 5th minute and maintain it for 85 minutes.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Tomorrow night marks national tits appreciation day. Every man in the ground has to get a hard on in the 5th minute and maintain it for 85 minutes.

There won't be much clapping then.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

If things go as per normal, I will fart every twenty minutes - apologies to everyone in the Bramall Lane corner.

Is that to honour Trump's election?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Tomorrow night marks national tits appreciation day. Every man in the ground has to get a hard on in the 5th minute and maintain it for 85 minutes.

Easy peasy - just show Nigel Adkins face on the announcement board, they don't come any more of a tit than old Nigel

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

SBT says if we don't speak in the third person then what the fuck is this post about.

 

[Snowman]

Yes Bert this is disappointing. Where has your enjoyable little foible gone?

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

In the 11th minute, I will be encouraging the Kop to flap like geese in honour of Nigel Adkins.

 

[Bert]

Yes Bert this is disappointing. Where has your enjoyable little foible gone?

Bert was using the Royal "We".

 

[Broomhall Blade]

I'm worried about the family that sit near me on the kop looking at their mobile phones all the time shouting out the scores of all the games.
Not many games tomorrow night they might have to watch the match.

 

[Snowman]

Bert was using the Royal "We".

The Royal You is forgiven.

 

[The Crab]

Can someone shed some light on this as to why they do it? No pun intended.

Because the it takes that long to get served on the concourse you are better off sending your order in by Morse Code.

 

[The Crab]

These could both be very close but there must be another reason? They can't all be attention seeking twats can they?

Maybe, we do seem to have quite a lot of them, you only have to watch the X Factor auditions*

*Actually better that you don't, an hour of your life you won't get back.