Need to be careful of them "True Rumours"
first they arrive and warm a seat, then they get given a chance and turn out to be a total fucking waste of space, so they get another chance, and they're still a total waste of fucking space, only this time we know they're actually wank too, but this enables them, for some unknown reason, to be entitled to a starting place on every team sheet for every game, then they continue to be absolutely dire game in game out, but still they get praise, get paid and persist in upsetting the fans, oh and taking and taking the fans hard earned money to live a nice lifestyle, HOLD ON.........THATS NOT A TRUE RUMOUR!!!!........ THATS A HAMMOND!!!!!!
WANKER!!!