Pre-season Bingo

[stringjunior]

'Anal sex' is on the list? No wonder not many people have got one yet. What sort of list is this?

Been waiting for Darren to show up. Have you read any of his posts?

 

[Bladebri]

House

 

[Bladebri]

Calling the blades help line

 

[Barney]

Been waiting for Darren to show up. Have you read any of his posts?

Briefly but I thought by 'oft-repeated phrases', you meant by more than one person.

 

[Bladebri]

Police attendance at games

 

[Barney]

I'm bored so I'll have a few more cracks;

- Comments on the boring nature of close season
- Comments on the exciting nature of the upcoming season
- I'll do <insert weird action>, if we sign <insert unrealistic signing>
- "That rumour is clearly bullshit"
- "What's your source?"
- "We need a large clear out of players"

 

[judge]

Ass pounded into a burger

 

[Jon Bon]

Been waiting for Darren to show up. Have you read any of his posts?

It's the weekend. He never posts in his own time. He doesn't get back to work until 9am Monday morning so any time after then I would have thought.

 

[Jon Bon]

'We haven't had a truly dominant centre half since Steve Faulkner..'

 

[Highbury_Blade]

His replacement is already at the club.

Pre season results mean nothing.

It's the agents fault he's gone.

He'll be better with a full pre season under his belt.

[new signings] missus is a reight looker. Bet she takes it up the wrong un'

 

[stringjunior]

Whens the away kit going to be on sale

Correct

 

[lepton blade]

How many season tickets have we sold so far?
If we're really serious about promotion we should not be selling playerX.
We might as well flog player X since he clearly no longer wants to play for us and get what we can.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Another year in this pub league
Real Madrid would have failed to beat that lot
Warnocks tractor
A guy on Bladesmad says

 

[billyblademan]

Just confirmed on SSN
There's always the loan window
I won't believe it until he's holding up a shirt on the OS
Have we got a sell on clause?

 

[Darren]

Been waiting for Darren to show up. Have you read any of his posts?

I don't mind being fingered (ooh err missus etc etc) for things of which I am guilty, but the whole anal sex trope was started by Highbury_Blade. brownie felt the need to get peeved about it and then, probably to piss him off, HB carried on with it and me, Crouchy and WalthamstowBlade joined in.

 

[JJ Sefton]

I don't mind being fingered (ooh err missus etc etc) for things of which I am guilty, but the whole anal sex trope was started by Highbury_Blade. brownie felt the need to get peeved about it and then, probably to piss him off, HB carried on with it and me, Crouchy and WalthamstowBlade joined in.

I have not joined in, I would like to make that clear.

 

[Darren]

I have not joined in, I would like to make that clear.

That's not what you were saying Saturday night big boy....

 

[stringjunior]

Have we got a sell on clause

Correct

 

[stringjunior]

[new signings] missus is a reight looker.

I'm very close to awarding this one to you, but you need to be more specific about who's missus

 

[stringjunior]

Pierre's PC , Pinchy and Radio_Blade tied at the top with 2 each. 10 phrases to go.

Used so far, broadly speaking, are:
Sell-on clause
How many season tickets have we sold
Whens the away kit released
Is the pigs pitch actually a desso
FACT
Source
Doing the rounds on #
We need 2 centre backs
Why weren’t we in for #
Could do a job
Bladey bladeness
Anal
Ched Evans

This is almost as exciting as watching the Desso machines crawl across a piece of grass on a time-lapse film

 

[Pierre's PC]

Pierre's PC , Pinchy and Radio_Blade tied at the top with 2 each. 10 phrases to go.

Used so far, broadly speaking, are:
Sell-on clause
How many season tickets have we sold
Whens the away kit released
Is the pigs pitch actually a desso
FACT
Source
Doing the rounds on #
We need 2 centre backs
Why weren’t we in for #
Could do a job
Bladey bladeness
Anal
Ched Evans

This is almost as exciting as watching the Desso machines crawl across a piece of grass on a time-lapse film

Don't I get a point for my derailment comment waaaaaay back?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Jess Ennis, Charlie Webster,
Big man,
Bassett
Warnock
Doesn't fancy it on a rainy Tuesday night
Drink problem
Good touch for a big man
Derby reject
Played for him before
Good on Football Manager.
Reight player on Football Manager
I won the European Cup with United on Football Manger/Champ Manager.
FIFA
100%
Tries/Works hard.
Honest Pro.

 

[stringjunior]

Doesn't fancy it on a rainy Tuesday night
Drink problem
Good touch for a big man

Pretty much describes me.

 

[SherburnBlade]

I'm very close to awarding this one to you, but you need to be more specific about who's missus

Brayford's missus, obvs!
With link to instagram post.

 

[stringjunior]

Brayford's missus, obvs!
With link to instagram post.

correct

 

[South London Blade]

Michael Palin - Blade or pig?
Austerity
Cameron/gideon/millibland/that liberal tosser are to blame
Flounce

 

[Erad]

Keith Edwards is a *******.
Keith Edwards hasn't got a clue
Keith Edwards is always right
Shout box on match days is a disgrace
Why do fans leave Early?
Whose got the best pies?
Worst referee I've ever seen
Gerrit int corner
Radio pig
Massive

Apologies for any duplicates

 

[Barney]

Pierre's PC , Pinchy and Radio_Blade tied at the top with 2 each. 10 phrases to go.

Source


This is almost as exciting as watching the Desso machines crawl across a piece of grass on a time-lapse film

I got that one! Post #96. It's possible somebody could have got it before me but I don't think they did.

 

[Barney]

- Have Wednesday sold more season tickets than us?
- What colour is the away kit
- Why isn't the home shirt red and white stripes
- Hoofball, hoofy football

 

[billyblademan]

He's an experienced pro
He's not tall enough/we've got a team full of midgets
Positive Nigel
Another youth player sold
Quality over quantity