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THE FUTURE ... AS IT USED TO BE
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Wecome to episode six of 'Pompey Watch', the occasional series highlighting the goings on at League Division One's serial fail-team Sheffield United's dustbin club, Portsmouth FC.
Our correspondent has already bulletined the widespread acceptance of midfield dynamo Micheal Brow ... sorry ... Doyle and Ben Davies, the wingback wizard. Marky-Sparky McNulty is currently smashing them in in both the bar and the box at Farty Park and is reaching legendary status. "Mush .. 'eeez ffffacken' mint inneee, mush?' said one regular at the local boozer, The Frog and Cunt.
Now the back page of the Portsmouth Evening News, otherwise known as the Pompey Liar, reveals that Keiran Freeman has pledged his oath of allegiance to the club and is working with fitness coaches to get him up to speed and a regular place in the squad. It says he was out of favour with the club and looking forward to playing ona regaular basis for the south coast outfit.
Now it is revealled that Pompey boss Cook is after another midfield dwarf by the name of Stefan Scougall, once he's finished playin David Platt in Corrers. He could be the piece in the jigsaw we really need, Cook will probably say.
I am of the mind to remind Cook that there are a whole load of outher shithouses sat in our squad currently not showing any potential he might wanna look at.
He can have the fucking chairman as well, if he's bothered.
pommpey
Our correspondent has already bulletined the widespread acceptance of midfield dynamo Micheal Brow ... sorry ... Doyle and Ben Davies, the wingback wizard. Marky-Sparky McNulty is currently smashing them in in both the bar and the box at Farty Park and is reaching legendary status. "Mush .. 'eeez ffffacken' mint inneee, mush?' said one regular at the local boozer, The Frog and Cunt.
Now the back page of the Portsmouth Evening News, otherwise known as the Pompey Liar, reveals that Keiran Freeman has pledged his oath of allegiance to the club and is working with fitness coaches to get him up to speed and a regular place in the squad. It says he was out of favour with the club and looking forward to playing ona regaular basis for the south coast outfit.
Now it is revealled that Pompey boss Cook is after another midfield dwarf by the name of Stefan Scougall, once he's finished playin David Platt in Corrers. He could be the piece in the jigsaw we really need, Cook will probably say.
I am of the mind to remind Cook that there are a whole load of outher shithouses sat in our squad currently not showing any potential he might wanna look at.
He can have the fucking chairman as well, if he's bothered.
pommpey