Next week's to-do list

[BrisBlade]

With the start of a new season round the corner, I thought I'd start a thread to help the club plan out the next week. Feel free to make additions folks...

• Search the back of the sofas in the VIP boxes for a pen for Ndiaye to sign his contract. There may also be a few shillings to put towards the transfer kitty.
• Take a white van over the snake and kidnap Doyle while City are away and no one's looking.
• Get the tipex out so we can unilaterally update contact end dates for Wes, Ammisah, Bogle, Baldock, Egan, RND, Blaster, Norwood, Peck, Berge and McBurnie. Saves time negotiating with agents.
• Replace all of Brewster's internal systems (bones, muscles, ligaments, the works) with kevlar.
• While we're at it with the above point, do the same with JOC so he can make a miraculous recovery and solve our LCB worries.

 

[Tom Bott]

Get an angle grinder and cut those posts down on the kop.

Only needs to be from row V down

 

[Gaini Blade]

Invest in some new sound kit or the club shop start selling Blades hearing aids so that Gaini can actually hear what Gary Sinclair is saying.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

Print off John Lundstram's training regime and nutritional diet from Summer 2019 and make all our players follow it to the letter!

 

[Le Cynique]

Get an angle grinder and cut those posts down on the kop.

Only needs to be from row V down

In this day and age I don't think it's unreasonable to ask for wireless or virtual support posts.

 

[247Blade]

With the start of a new season round the corner, I thought I'd start a thread to help the club plan out the next week. Feel free to make additions folks...

• Search the back of the sofas in the VIP boxes for a pen for Ndiaye to sign his contract. There may also be a few shillings to put towards the transfer kitty.
• Take a white van over the snake and kidnap Doyle while City are away and no one's looking.
• Get the tipex out so we can unilaterally update contact end dates for Wes, Ammisah, Bogle, Baldock, Egan, RND, Blaster, Norwood, Peck, Berge and McBurnie. Saves time negotiating with agents.
• Replace all of Brewster's internal systems (bones, muscles, ligaments, the works) with kevlar.
• While we're at it with the above point, do the same with JOC so he can make a miraculous recovery and solve our LCB worries.

Buy more lottery tickets !

 

[Snowflake]

Invest in some new sound kit or the club shop start selling Blades hearing aids so that Gaini can actually hear what Gary Sinclair is saying.

Please no ! Just turn off all sound and let the crowd do it.

 

[Eza Blade]

Just tell triple point to put brewer on overtime for next week. Maybe get some one to clean kop bogs as well

 

[BigBed]

With the start of a new season round the corner, I thought I'd start a thread to help the club plan out the next week. Feel free to make additions folks...

• Search the back of the sofas in the VIP boxes for a pen for Ndiaye to sign his contract. There may also be a few shillings to put towards the transfer kitty.
• Take a white van over the snake and kidnap Doyle while City are away and no one's looking.
• Get the tipex out so we can unilaterally update contact end dates for Wes, Ammisah, Bogle, Baldock, Egan, RND, Blaster, Norwood, Peck, Berge and McBurnie. Saves time negotiating with agents.
• Replace all of Brewster's internal systems (bones, muscles, ligaments, the works) with kevlar.
• While we're at it with the above point, do the same with JOC so he can make a miraculous recovery and solve our LCB worries.

Going to make this easier....

1, Score a fucking goal.
2, Win a game.

Easy really.

 

[diode_blade]

Invest in more pigeons

 

[71Blade]

Decent phone or free WiFi in the ground... I'll get my coat ...UTB

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Start microwaving the pies...

 

[reedy63]

don,t leave early.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Wind back the mileage clock on Billy and offer him a new deal.

 

[Hull Blade]

Start a campaign of disinformation and convince Palace that the first game has been moved to Sunday, then claim the points when they fail to turn up.

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Enjoy the experience as best as we can because we're taking the piss expecting to compete with the big boys

 

[Keen Blade]

Get an angle grinder and cut those posts down on the kop.

Only needs to be from row V down

Tie a string to dem pigeons and train em to hold up the roof

 

[Keen Blade]

Invest in some new sound kit or the club shop start selling Blades hearing aids so that Gaini can actually hear what Gary Sinclair is saying.

You’re better off not hearing

 

[Keen Blade]

Print off John Lundstram's training regime and nutritional diet from Summer 2019 and make all our players follow it to the letter!

Indeed

 

[Keen Blade]

Invest in more pigeons

We need 5,693 plus an equal number of lengths of string for them to hold up the kop roof

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Hire 200+ extra staff at the superstore for the UNRELENTING demand for the new kits.

 

[BigBed]

Hire 200+ extra staff at the superstore for the UNRELENTING demand for the new kits.

When they finally get delivered, around December time, just as Benie Traore steps off the bench!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

When they finally get delivered, around December time, just as Benie Traore steps off the bench!

The kids in the template white kit from last pre-season it is, then.

 

[BigBed]

Atleast he will get away with Ndiaye 29 on the back of that one!

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Add a ‘Phase 6’ to fuck the stewards up

 

[Farnboroughblade]

Stock up on them balloons. It may be the only way we’ll score some goals.