Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Kenilworth]

Bert's old junior school headmaster could write perfectly with either hand. He said it was because he was a left hander but they made him write right handed. That would have been before the First World War.

Shit
That's a rather bizarre consequence of being forced to write with your less dominant hand.

And there's me thinking the assassination of the Arch Duke Ferdinand sparked it all off.

You live and learn, don't you?

 

[Kenilworth]

Theres absolutely no need to put players in unnatural positions

There fucking is when some of them play like they did last year in the league! The more painful the better.

Bloody pampered, overpaid, nonces

 

[bricktop]

So how many people who have been quick to get on the back of @pommpey are quick to back their judgement up tonight.

 

[alcoblade]

So how many people who have been quick to get on the back of @pommpey are quick to back their judgement up tonight.

It depends what they were on his back for, doesn't it?

UTB

 

[Bladesman]

So how many people who have been quick to get on the back of @pommpey are quick to back their judgement up tonight.

It wouldn't be good for his spine.