Brayford's beard is shit

[northsomersetblade]

I still have to sit on his lap and I'm 37.

Make sure you get plenty of good sweets for it

 

[Russ]

Ain't no big deal he just a right back

 

[1973Blade]

As in Dad's brother or your Mums "friend" ?

Here's a Riddle. A judge says to the defendant, 'I find you guilty of murder, but I cannot send you to jail'. Why?
(Actually this is more of a conundrum than a Riddle, but who cares?)

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Make sure you get plenty of good sweets for it

I do but the pink lollipop tastes funny.

 

[Barney]

Here's a Riddle. A judge says to the defendant, 'I find you guilty of murder, but I cannot send you to jail'. Why?

Psychological issues so he goes to a high security psychiatric hospital instead.

 

[1973Blade]

Psychological issues so he goes to a psychiatric hospital instead.

No, he is sane.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Here's a Riddle. A judge says to the defendant, 'I find you guilty of murder, but I cannot send you to jail'. Why?
(Actually this is more of a conundrum than a Riddle, but who cares?)

If it's Judge on here it's because it's Jeremy Corbyn in the dock?

 

[HillmortonBlade]

No one can ever say I waste my Friday evenings, sat here contributing to a pointless thread.

To be fair, considering how crap the OP was, it's not turned out so bad.

 

[northsomersetblade]

I do but the pink lollipop tastes funny.

Fish flavoured sweeties are just nasty

 

[1973Blade]

If it's Judge on here it's because it's Jeremy Corbyn in the dock?

A clue: by sending him to jail an innocent man would be affected.

 

[Rufus Smalls]

I'd like to get to know you well.

Howard Jones Bladey lad.

 

[blade67]

his first name is Stefan, Stefan, Stefan - his second name is Scougal, Scougal Scougal, and he has got a goatie, a goatie a goatie, and that's the way we like it, we like it we like it.

Got to be worth a try

 

[s4-blade]

The other thread was higher up the page than this one so....

BUMP

 

[blade.i.am]

his first name is Stefan, Stefan, Stefan - his second name is Scougal, Scougal Scougal, and he has got a goatie, a goatie a goatie, and that's the way we like it, we like it we like it.

Got to be worth a try

Have you got a stammer?

 

[northsomersetblade]

his first name is Stefan, Stefan, Stefan - his second name is Scougal, Scougal Scougal, and he has got a goatie, a goatie a goatie, and that's the way we like it, we like it we like it.

Got to be worth a try

He likes to wear a dress, a dress, a dress...his boyfriends name is is Dougall, Dougall, Dougall

 

[Bladesway]

Howard Jones Bladey lad.

As Kev would say, things can only get better.

 

[tyke1889]

Here's a Riddle. A judge says to the defendant, 'I find you guilty of murder, but I cannot send you to jail'. Why?
(Actually this is more of a conundrum than a Riddle, but who cares?)

He's a conjoined twin?

 

[1973Blade]

He's a conjoined twin?

Correct! You win the prize of a DVD of our season's highlights so far.

 

[tyke1889]

Correct! You win the prize of a DVD of our season's highlights so far.

I've got a spare 3 minutes to watch that later.

 

[1973Blade]

I've got a spare 3 minutes to watch that later.

The first two minutes are adverts.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I've got a spare 3 minutes to watch that later.

3 minutes? Clapper.

 

[tyke1889]

3 minutes? Clapper.

I am, I can't wait to re-watch all those shots on target

 

[Razor1967]

More to the point - what is love anyway?

Howard Jones