Adult season card

[BushBlade]

Never happened to me but just tell em you gave the wrong one to your gurt and she's gone in on yours and is now in the bog with a severe period if they wanna check

Or just say she's at home with a heavy period and you've picked up the wrong card on your way out because she was calling you a twat and asking you to bring chocolate back.

 

[sheffielder]

The light comes up green or amber. If its amber it means you're a concession. There's no pink or blue lights.

The most important question missed so far, but would she get it? I mean in...