Greasy chip butties

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Great place though Hamburg!

I went there by accident about 3 years ago!

I’d booked a flight to Hannover from Manchester one afternoon. I set off in plenty of time and decided to go the scenic route to Manchester airport, over Bamford Moor. These are mainly single track roads with no traffic.

I got up on Bamford Moor and found myself in a traffic jam! I was stuck for about an hour and a half! Reason? Flyover at Ladybower of WWII aircraft in memory of the Dambusters! :oops:

I missed my flight, but there was one later to Hamburg, so I bought a ticket for that. It’s not too far from Hannover.

I had to stay the night in Hamburg. Not the worst thing to happen to me I must admit!;)

I’m sure HamburgBlade can tell us more?
 
Hamburg Blade said:
Further to my comment on another thread that I can't get Fish and Chips in Germany, I will further reveal that they don't put vinegar on their chips. In fact, if you suggest it, they turn their noses up and look at you as if you're some sort of mangy poodle that eats its own shit.

What am I doing here???
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I agree, vinegar is fucking awful.
 
Cerberus Blade said:
Great place though Hamburg!

I went there by accident about 3 years ago!

I’d booked a flight to Hannover from Manchester one afternoon. I set off in plenty of time and decided to go the scenic route to Manchester airport, over Bamford Moor. These are mainly single track roads with no traffic.

I got up on Bamford Moor and found myself in a traffic jam! I was stuck for about an hour and a half! Reason? Flyover at Ladybower of WWII aircraft in memory of the Dambusters! :oops:

I missed my flight, but there was one later to Hamburg, so I bought a ticket for that. It’s not too far from Hannover.

I had to stay the night in Hamburg. Not the worst thing to happen to me I must admit!;)

I’m sure HamburgBlade can tell us more?
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Hamburg is a good place to visit - as are many places in Germany, it has a lot of "undiscovered gems". Where abouts did you stay, do you know?
 
Hamburg Blade said:
Hamburg is a good place to visit - as are many places in Germany, it has a lot of "undiscovered gems". Where abouts did you stay, do you know?
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As a corporate traveller, I headed straight for the Marriott. They were full up. So the taxi driver took me to another one about 5 mins drive from there. I can’t remember the name but it wasn’t a big chain hotel. It was fine though. I checked in, cane down to the bar for a drink and they had a big screen at one end showing porno! :oops: I kid you not!

A girl on a bed with 2 blokes having a no holes barred threesome!o_O

What amazed me was no one was taking any notice! It could have been “Winnie the Pooh and a blustery day” for all they cared! Folks just sat, drank and chat.

That was just my first intro to Hamburg!:oops:
 
blade too long said:
What's unhealthy about a chip butty

Bread the staff of life as recommended by Jesus. And potatoes a vegetable .one of your 5 a day
With a thin smear is sun flower oil
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Potatoes are no longer a part of the "5 a day" potato's are actually tasty so they've banned them.
 

Too right , manor top chippy , greasy chip buttie , now that’s living alright !!
 
Hamburg Blade said:
Is there plenty to moan about there?
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BushBlade said:
Probably, I left about 20 years ago. Full of moaners.
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It's really not that bad these days.

We exiled most of our moaners to West London and Germany, with the really bad ones going to Indonesia.

SunySheff - land of milk, honey and not much moaning*.



* The relative proportions of milk/honey/moaning may be subject to change from time to time.....
 
Cerberus Blade said:
As a corporate traveller, I headed straight for the Marriott. They were full up. So the taxi driver took me to another one about 5 mins drive from there. I can’t remember the name but it wasn’t a big chain hotel. It was fine though. I checked in, cane down to the bar for a drink and they had a big screen at one end showing porno! :oops: I kid you not!

A girl on a bed with 2 blokes having a no holes barred threesome!o_O

What amazed me was no one was taking any notice! It could have been “Winnie the Pooh and a blustery day” for all they cared! Folks just sat, drank and chat.

That was just my first intro to Hamburg!:oops:
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That was no hotel you ended up at ...it was Hamburg Blade's gaff disguised as one! 😆

*makes note to stay there if ever visit Hamburg region in future.
 
JPBrodie said:
YOU FILL UP MY SENSES
LIKE A GALLON OF OAT MILK
LIKE A PACKET OF QUINOA
LIKE A GOOD PINCH OF SEEDS
LIKE A NIGHT IN WITH YOGA
LIKE A GLUTEN FREE BUTTY
LIKE HEALTHY UNITED
TRY VEGAN AGAIN
NA NA NA NA NAAA jazz hands
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Get out.
 
AnglesWithDirtyFaces said:
Oh yes, when we go on holiday each summer to a Greek island, I have one for my lunch every day, along with an ice cold Mythos

It can some times get a bit tricky trying to translate a greasy chip butty to some one who doesn't speak much English :)
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Thelo ena sandweetz meh patates tiganates kai lathi
 
blade too long said:
What's unhealthy about a chip butty

Bread the staff of life as recommended by Jesus. And potatoes a vegetable .one of your 5 a day
With a thin smear is sun flower oil
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Whilst I agree, as a diabetic sadly there is plenty unhealthy about it (not that it stops me partaking occasionally)

White bread drives blood sugar up quickly and lots of carbs in chips.

Fucks sake....
 
Snake said:
I'm with you mate, it's 2020 after all, got to think of our health. Don't bother with the greasy chip butty, but I'm now up to 2 packets of Woodbines 😬
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Where do you get the woodbines from 🤔
Just asking for a friend 🤣🤣🤣
 

The Crab said:
Whilst I agree, as a diabetic sadly there is plenty unhealthy about it (not that it stops me partaking occasionally)

White bread drives blood sugar up quickly and lots of carbs in chips.

Fucks sake....
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Other sorts of bread are available at various retail outlets
Wholemeal with rape seed is fine
 
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