Why United's game shouldn't be on Sunday!

[highpeakblade]

Just got in from work, got showered and changed and opened myself a nice can of lager ready settle into my weekend. Up to half hour ago I wasn't too bothered about playing on a Sunday but then the missus asks me why it's on Sunday in which I politely explain until I am greeted with

"Oh well it's a good thing they are playing on Sunday........"

I'm thinking hold on whats happening here, and then she drops the bombshell.

"Seeing as though you haven't got a match to go to tomorrow I need you to run me to Meadowhell to do some Christmas Shopping".

I wouldn't mind but I was thinking of asking her to drop me off at The Coach and Horses for a couple of pre match pints before settling myself down to watch a bit of good old non league football as Sheffield FC entertain Leek.......

Anyone else been lumbered with some good old fashioned xmas sh*te to put up with as a result of the fixture change for tele??

 

[judge]

I fucking hate xmas , spent all day looking for a tree and came home empty handed now ill have to do it again with the missus

 

[sitwell]

You must have looked really hard.

 

[judge]

[quotesitwell, post: 549160, member: 2101"]You must have looked really hard.[/quote]
I did actually

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Man up.

Our Marlon wouldn't put up with any of that shite.

 

[sitwell]

[quotesitwell, post: 549160, member: 2101"]You must have looked really hard.

I did actually[/quote]
A57 on the way to Worksop ,£35 for a 6 footer ,bought sawn, erected

 

[judge]

I did actually

A57 on the way to Worksop ,£35 for a 6 footer ,bought sawn, erected [/quote]
I live In liverpool

 

[Chris Wood]

A57 on the way to Worksop ,£35 for a 6 footer ,bought sawn, erected

I live In liverpool[/quote]
Can't you just go out and nick one

 

[Hartley Hare]

Get a plastic one, then you can use it for years and the leaves don't drop off.

 

[vorpal blade]

Of all the things you can pinch easily, a little fir tree must be the easiest of the lot. Go a bit further along the A57 and you end up in Sherwood Forest (clue)

 

[puppet]

A57 on the way to Worksop ,£35 for a 6 footer ,bought sawn, erected

I live In liverpool[/quote]
Straight road all the way there then

 

[judge]

You see how complicated it gets ?

 

[Gibbo89]

Here we are with all this global warming/climate change (allegedly, Broomhill ) and people are advocating mass deforestation. What's the world coming to? Just superglue some of the needles from last years tree back on and the jobs a good 'un.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I fucking hate xmas , spent all day looking for a tree and came home empty handed now ill have to do it again with the missus

You get a fair swap!

 

[Russ]

I live In liverpool

Straight road all the way there then[/quote]

A57 a straight road?

Its about as straight as Hans Segars and Bruce Grobelaar

 

[United Aren't Back.]

am at sheffield fc tomorrow...shes going shopping...by choice

 

[SwissBlade]

[quotesitwell, post: 549160, member: 2101"]You must have looked really hard.

I did actually[/quote]
Where did you look? Under the bed, behind the sofa, in your shed?

 

[Northyorksblade]

[quotesitwell, post: 549160, member: 2101"]You must have looked really hard.

I did actually[/quote]
Have you ever tried Google, it's really good

 

[super_pig]

morrisons.. pay the extra .. take the thing home .. tell the missus to STFU

a couple of days later she will have convinced herself that she likes it

 

[blade too long]

the old proverb of give a man a fish he can feed his family for a day , teach him to fish he feeds them forever applies here , show them Meadowhall you have to go, teach them how to shop online , you dont have to go to meadowhall

 

[judge]

Still haven't got one , but she came with me this time so its not my fault

 

[Linz]

Get a fake one... can vouch for Homebase (I ordered our work one from there) or these chaps, whom I purchased my home tree from: http://www.festive-lights.com/christmas-trees/

You could always bin the tree off and buy an illuminated camel: http://www.festive-lights.com/christmas-decorations/large-camel-blow-mould-figure.html

 

[sitwell]

Fake tree ,fake chrimbo

 

[Linz]

Fake tree ,fake chrimbo

Fake tree, less hoovering...

 

[raul]

Fake tree, less hoovering...

Reject all notions of heavily marketted accesseories to a Christian worship, no hoovering AND full pockets.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Oh and your kids would let you get away with that, yeah right.

 

[Linz]

Reject all notions of heavily marketed accessories to a Christian worship, no hoovering AND full pockets.

Cough... Pagan... cough.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Oh and your kids would let you get away with that, yeah right.

Old quote applies (not, but what the hell?)

Let them eat cake ...

 

[Jon Bon]

Cough... Pagan... cough.

The festival of Yule hijacked by the Christians - and retail....

 

[raul]

Oh and your kids would let you get away with that, yeah right.

The one who never used to shut up (and still doesn't) has just finished her first day on the wards as a student nurse.



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