CONFIRMED Patrick Bamford

[Jan Age]

All our forwards are shit so may as well add another … you throw enough shit at a wall some is bound to stick

 

[Russ]

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bamford has a certain ring to it.

 

[Harry's Game]

Every Star Wars film Disney releases, Phantom Menace gets better and better

Rogue One is a Disney Star Wars and it might be the best one, certainly up there with Empire

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

Tbh Bamford playing for us one day has had a grudging inevitability about it.

 

[dc_blade]

First caller on FH tonite saying PB should be avoided as he was always injured..load of bollox...check the match squads for last season..he could not get in the starting 11 because Piroe kept him out.

He was out for three months at the beginning of 2025.

 

[FredZeppelin]

All our forwards are shit so may as well add another … you throw enough shit at a wall some is bound to stick

We don't really know if they're shit or not really. Playing under this manager we don't create many chances per game for any forward to thrive and ever get any real confidence or momentum.

Bamford is just a 'Wilder doing Wilder things' sort of move. Wilder just loves this kind of attention seeking publicity. It's what he now lives for.

He'll be crap, not because he's a crap player, but because we play crap, boring football.

This club is completely stale from the top downwards and there are no obvious signs that anything is going to improve no matter how sick of it we are.

This board will just accept anything he says and does at the moment but eventually they'll have to act. Maybe we'll just survive or be down by the time they come to their senses.

utb

 

[Sithblade]

Tbh Bamford playing for us one day has had a grudging inevitability about it.

Ticked off Keiffer Moore, so Bamford is next on the list.

 

[Tezza1889]

Hello.... pro medical supplies..

Can i have another treatment table ?

Yes what colour...

Tom, i've got you a little friend to keep you company..

If he scores at the shithole...we write him a song..

(Pigs also in for him)

We are a confused fanbase, well i am

 

[Bladepicker]

Desperate and ridiculous.

Sigh.

It all just stinks of a relegation season.

This season's Marcus Bent.

 

[HOT CURRIE 10]

Get these friggin absolutely useless scouts removed asap. They (or him) couldn’t spot talent if it kicked them up the arse. Don’t worry though,Hoyland knows the club inside out. This culture is killing us.

 

[mattbianco1]

Ings and Bamford having a fight in the dressing room
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[3Cheers4Ramirez]

Can't we just sign Fabrice Pancrate or Henri Camara

 

[FTPE]

So he’s not an injury prone striker in his 30s that’s barely kicked a ball this year that has no pace and isn’t wanted by any other club?

He's also white, male, a footballer, English...
You're just saying words.
Loads of clubs will have wanted both, not many would be able to afford their wages.
As for the type of player they are are, they are very different.

 

[UddersBlade]

If it’s effectively a ‘trial/short term’ until end of Dec it’s a good idea for us. Leeds fans at work reckon he’s ok at Championship level - good at holding the ball up apparently - which we are woeful at right now.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Reminds me of Warnock and his love for a 35 year old + mid season free transfer.

 

[BerksBlade]

All our forwards are shit so may as well add another … you throw enough shit at a wall some is bound to stick

Unless it's at the Sty, where it falls off and brings down half the wall with it!

 

[Matlock Blade]

We urgently need a striker who can score goals. I would give Bamford a contract until January with the option to renew.

 

[pudseyblade]

This is as good as any signing we could make at this point in time - i hope it comes off. We can reassess in jan when the window is open, but this gets us through xmas stronger than we are now.

He also very much fits the 'point to prove' category, ala campbell last season

 

[Champagneblade]

This is as good as any signing we could make at this point in time - i hope it comes off. We can reassess in jan when the window is open, but this gets us through xmas stronger than we are now.

He also very much fits the 'point to prove' category, ala campbell last season

Exactly, who do people expect us to sign in mid-November, outside the window when the last manager and Board left us without a proper focal point up front.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Short term deals, players coming in for a month or two and then sodding off again. Taking me back to the last Championship relegation season with all those loans.

 

[PaulPeschBlade]

Once twice and thrice no To that floppy haired fuck


Get a grip wilder

 

[Tarqs]

After going down the youth and analyrical route... they soon shit bricks.

Old

Ings
Reidewald
Mee
Bamford

Fucked
Chong
Ogbene

WHat kind of fucking clowns do we have running this shit show

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Sign, don't sign, couldn't give 2 sh1ts. He's not going to make a damn of a difference in performances. It's not like our current group of 'strikers" are getting tons of chances but can't finish. Starting 442 is an improvement, next upping the tempo of play to a crawl from the current snails pace should put the fear into the bacon merchants

 

[Jan Age]

We don't really know if they're shit or not really. Playing under this manager we don't create many chances per game for any forward to thrive and ever get any real confidence or momentum.

Bamford is just a 'Wilder doing Wilder things' sort of move. Wilder just loves this kind of attention seeking publicity. It's what he now lives for.

He'll be crap, not because he's a crap player, but because we play crap, boring football.

This club is completely stale from the top downwards and there are no obvious signs that anything is going to improve no matter how sick of it we are.

This board will just accept anything he says and does at the moment but eventually they'll have to act. Maybe we'll just survive or be down by the time they come to their senses.

utb

Love it

 

[Seth Rollins]

Hello.... pro medical supplies..

Can i have another treatment table ?

Yes what colour...

Tom, i've got you a little friend to keep you company..

If he scores at the shithole...we write him a song..

(Pigs also in for him)

We are a confused fanbase, well i am

Can't remember your way to Bramall Lane Tezza1889??

 

[metalblade]

Sign this prick and I'm done

 

[ATL Recs]

Exactly, who do people expect us to sign in mid-November, outside the window when the last manager and Board left us without a proper focal point up front.

But we had Wilders multi million pound January acquisition

 

[Chris the Blade]

This club is done. Bamford! Is that the best we can do? Do we have any scouts? I'm done. Sick to death of the lot of them. Stuck in the ways, no vision.

 

[john Mathison]

No, no and FFS, no. There is a reason nobody wants to sign him.