New song for next season

[Ecco1889]

 

[Kop Cat]

Oh Danny Boy the Blades the Blades are calling..............you songsters can fill in the rest

 

[Jon Bon II]

I much prefer...

Give us a J = J!
Give us an E = E!
Give us a B = B!
Give us a B = B!
Give us an I = I!
Give us an S =S!
Give us an O = Oh, is it half time already?

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Lets try not to put too much pressure on the shoulders of a 17yrs old lad eh, maybe that's been the problem with Brewster, ?

 

[pommpey]

Knobrot, ballsack, shitflick, wank
Jebbison's built like a Sherman Tank
Crease-grease, pump-gas, dribbling hole
C'mon, Jebbo ... score a goal!

Needs some work, like.

pommpey

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

If he's not on double figures by Christmas, he can fuck off, the idle bastard.

 

[Gavlar]

Knobrot, ballsack, shitflick, wank
Jebbison's built like a Sherman Tank
Crease-grease, pump-gas, dribbling hole
C'mon, Jebbo ... score a goal!

Needs some work, like.

pommpey

To the tune of bohemian rhapsody?

 

[pommpey]

To the tune of bohemian rhapsody?

I was thinking more Sweet Child of Mine

Second verse:

Wipe your hoop, mop your spunk
Jebbo's got a dick like an elephant's trunk
Just had a poo, in the John Street loo
Jebbo's coming to get you

Needs some work, like

pommpey

 

[Russ]

The Art Of Noise. Yebo. But Jebbo!

 

[pommpey]

The Art Of Noise. Yebo. But Jebbo!

Zadok the Preist, but Jebbo the Beast

(we'd need a symphony orchestra, and possibly a choir, but I think it'd work)

pommpey

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

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I feel like I've heard that song before...

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

You fill-up my senses
like a gallon of magnet
like a packet of woodbines
like a good pinch of snuff
like a jebbison hat trick
like a greasy chip butty
like Sheffield United
come fill me again..

 

[CrookesBlade]

Here’s to you Daniel Jebbison,

He made his debut against Palace at home (home, home, home)

God bless you please Daniel Jebbison,

he scored after 5 minutes at Everton away (away, way, way)

 

[Houston_Blade]

“Oh Daniel Jebbison”

To the tune of Seven Nation Army, I bet you someone tries it.

 

[Scarebus]

"oooooohhhhh my Jeb is on Fire"

 

[Scarebus]

"oooooohhhhh my Jeb is on Fire"

Oops, meant to post that in the medical thread.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

To the tune of "The Heat is On":

Dan Jebbis-on, Dan Jebbis-on,
Dan Jebbis-on, he's on the pitch,
Dan Jebb-is-(clap-clap-clap-clap) -on

Wo-ohh oh ho, wo-ohh oh ho
Caught up in the action, Blades are looking out for you,
Wo-ohh oh ho, wo-ohh oh ho,
Tell me can you feel it, Tell me can you feel it, Tell me can you feel it...

No? Ah well, please yersens.

 

[Rodley]

The #1 rule on S24SU.com is that no song on here is ever sung on the terraces.

 

[pommpey]

The #1 rule on S24SU.com is that no song on here is ever sung on the terraces.

Really?

I am disappointed!

I mean, we spend so long crafting songs and chants, and people don't appreciate the effort.

Daniel Jebbison
Daniel Jebbison
He's half Cana-dion
Fuck piss twatstink
Me mam's prolapsed womb
Tha's never seen a player like Daniel Jebbison
(and neither have we
being as he's only played
a couple o' times)
But he's a reyt lad
Until he has a shit game
Thanose

Lost it a bit in the middle, but it only takes a couple to start singing and Bramall Lane will be fuckin' rockin', and Jebbo will gerra fuckin' hat-trick.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

"oooooohhhhh my Jeb is on Fire"

Mate, you know you can get cream for that, don't you?

pommpey

 

[Heely bottoms underpants]

To the tune of John's brown's body

Daniel jebbison's cat flaps fallen off
Daniel jebbison's cat flaps fallen off
Daniel jebbison's cat flaps fallen off
Now all the local cat's are concerned.

 

[pommpey]

To the tune of John's brown's body

Daniel jebbison's cat flaps fallen off
Daniel jebbison's cat flaps fallen off
Daniel jebbison's cat flaps fallen off
Now all the local cat's are concerned.

This is a work of genius.

I urge the Shoreham Faithful to stop booing versus Burnley and start singing this, as the fifth goal whistles past Ramsdale off the boot of Wood.

pommpey

 

[Proud always]

Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Jeb is on, he scores a goal he scores a goal

To the tune of karma chameleon

 

[Scarebus]

The heat is on by Glenn Frey (or Gloria Gaynor, which ever you prefer)

Oh woo oh ho, oh woo oh ho
Caught up in the action I've been looking out for you
Oh woo oh ho, oh woo oh ho

Tell me can you feel it? Tell me can you feel it?
Tell me can you feel it?

Dan Jeb is on, Dan Jeb is on
Dan Jeb is on, it's on the street
Dan Jeb is on

 

[KoppedOff]

Just repeating his name to the theme song from Casualty or Im not joining in.

 

[Gavlar]

Here’s to you Daniel Jebbison,

He made his debut against Palace at home (home, home, home)

God bless you please Daniel Jebbison,

he scored after 5 minutes at Everton away (away, way, way)

Almost there. How about:
and here’s to you Danny jebbison, bladesfans love you more than you will know woah woah woah,
God bless you please Danny jebbison scoring goals for blades home and away ah hey hey hey.

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

If you can't hit the high notes you can always fall back on the lyrical classic JEBBO! JEBBO! JEBBO! JEBBO! JEBBO!

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Hes our striker hes our 38
We gave him a start but it was way too late
He scored the winner at Goodison
And he goes by the name of Jebbison

 

[pommpey]

To the tune of Mama by The Spice Girls (Danny Rampling Remix ft DJ Cheezie Helmet and Susan Boyle)

Wooooaaaaaaooooooooooaaaaaaah
Dan-eeee-yell
He's a goalscoring maniac
Jebbb-iiiiii-sssson
That's his name (dontcha forget it motherfucker)
He gets the ball, he scores a goal (or six)
Provided he's not injured, like
But with Eddie Colquhoun
Wooooooaaaaooooooaaaa-na-na-na-hula-hay-hip-bomb-bal-u-rina
Promotion is soon
Eighteen Eighty Nine
C'mon, United (and Jebbo)
Thanose

Again, we could hand out lyric sheets on the Kop but ah tel thi, once this gets going we're gonna clean up next season and be promoted by October

pommpey

 

[FatPaul]

It's a shame his name isn't jebson. Could have had some jetsons songs going on.