shorehamview
Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
Although in general pigs and ex-pigs are all pretty much equal in the dislike I have for them, there are of course exceptions. Ones that have come to us after are redeemed, especially Del Geary, apart from that shitbag Terry Curran. And given the huge swathe of pigs it's hard to pick one out for special hatred. Mel Sterland, the fat twat, is one pig I don't like, based on not much more than him putting in such a terrible display in When Saturday Comes. I'm not keen on Kevin Pressman either, because although he's had some terrible matches he always played like a cross between Gordon Banks and a fat octopus when he played us. I don't like Chris Waddle much too, even though I've met him and he seems to be a nice bloke, mainly because he always slags us off when he's either in the paper or the radio.
But these are all chaff in the wind when it comes to the biggest bumhole ever to play for Wendy. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the gangly fucker himself, possibly the worst ever England player, Carlton Palmer. What a cunt he is. I've personally given him abuse in two different pubs, and if I ever see him out jogging when I'm in the car I slow down just to give him a shout of "pigaaayyyy" as I crawl past. And it's still not enough. I shout at the tely if ever I have the misfortune to witness his blatherings on the BBC, and the fact that they employ him is reason enough not to pay the license fee. He truly deserves every spiteful insult, all the vitriol, and as much grief as he gets. And he even talked about being our manager once. I'd rather have torched the ground than let that pig twat manage us.
So who do you hold a special hatred of, and why?
But these are all chaff in the wind when it comes to the biggest bumhole ever to play for Wendy. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the gangly fucker himself, possibly the worst ever England player, Carlton Palmer. What a cunt he is. I've personally given him abuse in two different pubs, and if I ever see him out jogging when I'm in the car I slow down just to give him a shout of "pigaaayyyy" as I crawl past. And it's still not enough. I shout at the tely if ever I have the misfortune to witness his blatherings on the BBC, and the fact that they employ him is reason enough not to pay the license fee. He truly deserves every spiteful insult, all the vitriol, and as much grief as he gets. And he even talked about being our manager once. I'd rather have torched the ground than let that pig twat manage us.
So who do you hold a special hatred of, and why?