Hi Maidenhead, I did try and give you a semi serious answer.
Head of media is Kevin Cookson (Cookie) - I have seen him up and around Shirecliffe over the years and you can see how well respected he is by all the staff.
Where my head wobbles a bit is the inference that if the club doesnt put out statements to dry certain fans bedsheets over every leak it is somehow the the Media Depts fault. A view held by a few people on here.
I think it is more likely that the Media Team are not the only ones setting the agenda on what is said to the press about clarifying contentcious stories. They will just react to instruction from up the chain, like any functioning business.
I find it amazing that people expect more, Its enough for me to read - 'so and so has left the club, we wish them well.' They are never going to tell us the ins and outs.
For everything else I just wait for Wit to come in the Banner...