A song for McAtee

[London based Blade]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

 

[biggiesablade]

No please

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

First ever attempt at this

It shows mate

 

[Scarebus]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

Just needs tweaking

 

[pommpey]

I think its GREAT!

pommpey

 

[London based Blade]

It shows mate

Great retort. Granted it is hard to compete with the creative genius of replacing the word Snuff for Clough

 

[London based Blade]

Just needs tweaking

Agreed thank you. Nowt wrong wi trying to get summat going hey

 

[Katzenjammer]

 

[Wright1889]

He's our forward in the red and white
taking over from the Gibbs-White
On a loan, and he will see
United fucking hate Wednesday

 

[bongleblade]

Shall i try and beat you for cringey ness???

“Dont ya wish your forward was McAtee?
Dont ya wish your forward was McAtee?

 

[Houston_Blade]

 

[Stevo]

Just needs tweaking

By replacing all of the lyrics and the tune as well

 

[Fatlad666]

Next

 

[BobblesBlade]

Mcatee! Mcatee! mcatee!
Its half past three
So score one thee

 

[Sean Thornton]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

Before l opened this l knew it would be based on Aggadoo……

 

[pommpey]

I don't really think it's GREAT

I'd sing:

Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Fuckin' 'ell I need a wee
Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Anus, tits, what's up wi thee?

Score a goyal, score a goyal
Finger me mam and nan an' all
Come on Blades, win this game
I've just trapped me left hand ball

(instrumental bit. crowd dances about a bit)

I met a Wednesday fan somewhere in Walkley
Where she was selling gob-jobs, finger bum, dead cheeky
And when I went to the Lane, told her to fucking pay
She laughed and whispered to me, up the bum, no baby

She fucked off back to the sty
I'm such a fucking guy
Shit all over me dong
We'll all be singing this song

Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Fuckin' 'ell I need a wee
Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Anus, tits, what's up wi thee?

Needs a tweak. Not much about Macatee but this actually happened. It was Renishaw though, Not Walkley, but that dunt rhyme

I didn't finger me mam and nan either. It was me mate

I mean he fingered his mam and nan, not mine. Thanose

pommpey

 

[cahill]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

I’ll be disappointed if this isn’t belted out tomorrow

 

[cahill]

I don't really think it's GREAT

I'd sing:

Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Fuckin' 'ell I need a wee
Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Anus, tits, what's up wi thee?

Score a goyal, score a goyal
Finger me mam and nan an' all
Come on Blades, win this game
I've just trapped me left hand ball

(instrumental bit. crowd dances about a bit)

I met a Wednesday fan somewhere in Walkley
Where she was selling gob-jobs, finger bum, dead cheeky
And when I went to the Lane, told her to fucking pay
She laughed and whispered to me, up the bum, no baby

She fucked off back to the sty
I'm such a fucking guy
Shit all over me dong
We'll all be singing this song

Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Fuckin' 'ell I need a wee
Mac-a-tee, tee, tee
Anus, tits, what's up wi thee?

Needs a tweak. Not much about Macatee but this actually happened. It was Renishaw though, Not Walkley, but that dunt rhyme

I didn't finger me mam and nan either. It was me mate

I mean he fingered his mam and nan, not mine. Thanose

pommpey

My porn share for today

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

Can anyone teach me the feral position please?

 

[Rodley]

 

[Teddy]

Can anyone teach me the feral position please?

Ask pommpey to put you in touch with his mate - sounds an experienced fellow.

 

[Snake]

I know its Forest, but, a nice short sharp ditty...........

to the tune of Mull of Kintyre


Jaaaaames McAtee, he's come to the Blades from Citee,

Our desire, is always he'll be here,

Oh James McAtee.

(Repeat to fade depending on how pissed we are/how well he's playing)

 

[Jon Bon II]

To the tune of Guantanamera.

​

"Shite Ben Woodburn - you're just a shite Ben Woodburn,
Shite Ben Wo-oodburn, you're just a shite Ben Woodburn..... " (repeat to fade)


You don't know, could be reyt?

 

[INTERUNITED]

To the tune of Tragedy...

Mcatee, he came on loan from Premier League Man City
When he makes the pigs cry and they don't know why its hard to bear
they are stuck in league one and are going nowhere.

Anyway I'll get my coat.

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

I think it would be nice if we showed him our appreciation for what he’s done so far and how much we would like to see him here next season by singing in the last couple of games , to the tune of Jimmy Mack by Martha and the Vandellas ……

“ Jimmy Mac , Jimmy
Oh Jimmy Mac , we hope you’re coming back
Jimmy Mac , Jimmy
Oh Jimmy Mac , we hope you’re coming back “

Say what you like , I’ve heard a lot worse and I’m sure he’d appreciate the sentiment .

 

[DifferentClass]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

Could have sung the same about Ampadu if we'd been allowed crowds.

Doubt we would have though, he was shit!

 

[shorehamview]

Could have sung the same about Ampadu if we'd been allowed crowds.

Doubt we would have though, he was shit!

Ampadu du du,
Why the fuck did we sign thee,
Ampadu du du,
You were worse than John Cofie.

 

[Northyorksblade]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

Not many games left to get this going

 

[CarlMcBlade]

First ever attempt at this, so I’ll assume the feral position and await incoming… but here we go anyway.

To the tune of Aga-doo

“Maaaaacca tee tee tee, he’ll score one or he’ll score three.

From the left from the right, he’ll fuck you up all night.

He can score he can pass, sit your players on their ass

Macca tee tee tee he’s a blade like you and Me”.

Don’t make songs about loanee’s. It all ends in tears.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

…But we probably need a few new songs for the Prem. Maybe we could hold our very own Bladeovision Song Contest?