Things Blades Superstore Should Sell

[8lade]

I'll start if anyone wants to join in... Blades chat-up lines...
1. Get your coat love, you've scored.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a league table cos I'm used to being around the bottom

3. Most men are breast or leg men, I'm more of a kidney man myself...

 

[Houston_Blade]

Some Blade tinted spectacles, a lot of people have a pair but I can’t seem to find them

 

[Keen Blade]

Harry Bassett's Liqorice Allsorts
John Harris Tweed jackets.

 

[Bert]

Harry Bassett's Liqorice Allsorts
John Harris Tweed jackets.

John Harris, Tweed jacket, collar and tie and beige cardigan. Proper style.

Wilder looks like a bin man compared to Harris.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Bring the old inflatable cutlass back.

 

[raimond]

My posting 'output' has dropped off too (cries of 'thank fuck' from the rest of the forum).

Some days I can't be arsed to log on, to read pages of anti-player shite.

I know I do the long-in-the-tooth-Blade thing to death, but plenty of us have seen considerably worse than at present.

It really isn't the end of the world.

Only thing is, a bit like other stuff in the world right now, if the sensible 'uns can't be arsed getting into arguments it only makes the daft 'uns voices louder

 

[diode_blade]

Sharpe's Rifles

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Is that a ladder in your tights or a league table cos I'm used to being around the bottom

Or...Get yer coat love, you’ve missed a sitter.

 

[8lade]

or the Wednesday chat up line...'Get yer coat love, we're 1-0 down and it's half time.'

 

[8lade]

actually I can see more potential humour in the Wednesday chat up lines; 'It may only look like 5 inches but I promise you it's massive!'

 

[Sid1978]

Retro kits. As posted on another thread, I would pay good money for a White "Laver" 3rd kit. I had one when I was 13/14 and never took it off. Sadly, the ones that go on sale now are not in my size.....