Chabuddy G
Kurupt FM
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People keep saying ‘I see people talking about Wilder leaving but there’s no viable alternative’ - I’ve got one. Eddie Howe.
For some reason some of our fans scoff at him? Eh? What’s not to like apart from him being southern?
Pros:
Cons:
Shouts for Big Sam, Curbishley, Redknapp, Warnock, whoever else should be laughed at rightfully.
But if we need a new manager from these shores, I don’t see a better option than South Coast Eddie.
This isn’t a Wilder out post before I get called reactionary, a pig, a doom merchant, a troll, whatever else. But when you lose 15 league games out of 16, score 1 open play goal in that time, have scored 2 goals in the calendar year 3 times, have a manager making very very bizarre decisions (that lineup yesterday ffs), and are playing football that Morecambe would turn their nose up at - I think you’re entitled to start thinking of alternatives.
South Coast Eddie, he’s the man. If he can’t do it, no one can.
For some reason some of our fans scoff at him? Eh? What’s not to like apart from him being southern?
Pros:
- Plays attacking football, we might score 2 goals in a game and maybe more than 1 from open play every 12 games.
- Likes players with pace, so we might see some counter attacks that don’t take the same time it takes to watch the Star Wars collection in full
- Has plenty of PL experience, more than our club has got actually
- Has promotion experience, shows he knows how to spend money in the leagues below in order to get over the line
- Comes across as a likeable bloke who the players would get along with
- Has had 2 of our most expensive players already so will know ho
Cons:
- Southern
- Failed at Burnley in only Northern job 7 years ago or something
- Has a relegation on his CV (although that was double points at least, unlike what we’ll achieve)
- Defensively Bournemouth were poor, so we might be as bad as we are now
- Is apparently waiting for Celtic or something
- Looks like he might burst into tears at any minute
Shouts for Big Sam, Curbishley, Redknapp, Warnock, whoever else should be laughed at rightfully.
But if we need a new manager from these shores, I don’t see a better option than South Coast Eddie.
This isn’t a Wilder out post before I get called reactionary, a pig, a doom merchant, a troll, whatever else. But when you lose 15 league games out of 16, score 1 open play goal in that time, have scored 2 goals in the calendar year 3 times, have a manager making very very bizarre decisions (that lineup yesterday ffs), and are playing football that Morecambe would turn their nose up at - I think you’re entitled to start thinking of alternatives.
South Coast Eddie, he’s the man. If he can’t do it, no one can.
