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BladeTillIDie

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Let's worry about that position in the summer depending what league were in (rwb). Im more concerned that the strikers and midfielder's aren't scoring enough!
 

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We do need to strengthen at RWB as K. Freeman is nowhere near good enough at this level as cover to Baldock. Wouldn't be surprised to see him shipped out in January.

Rumours suggest it will need to be a big ship.
 

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Squirrels think they're clever cunts.

I've watched one bury a plethora of nuts in our front garden over the last fortnight.

If he has a good memory he's going to be disappointed 🙂










NB for the few with sense of humour bypasses I've actually not touched the nuts and actually found it quite cute watching them.
Can you get arrested for touching a squirrel’s nuts🐿🐿🥜🥜
 

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After a few drinks on holiday, the following was discussed.

How come a Cockroach can (apparently) survive a nuclear blast, yet I once easily despatched one with a Nike trainer?
They can't, but they can withstand higher levels of radiation than most creatures.

Not an expert myself these days, but may be time to get a new chat up line......

:)
 

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My post was going to be about how weak we are on the right wing- back but got distracted when a Squirrel had the audacity too squeeze through my window and tried to run off with my American style kettle chips. I can tell you now. there is no meat on a squirrel, some on the legs, bit like a big chicken wing. Anyway we need to stengthen on the right wing back, a cross between Baldock an Freeman and perhaps another striker who can finish like Moose.
That's nothing. One of the bastards once tried to assassinate Knill.
 

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That made me laugh, but.........
It could work you know, I could limp a bit, looking pitiful is already a given.....

"Just one night out a month could give hope to a broken old Crab and help bring him out of his shell. Just visit www.facelikeasmashedbaboon.org to register your interest, the first 5 applicants * to apply will win a voucher for a 3 course meal at The Happy Crab.

* ok 5 is a bit optimistic I know......
 

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It could work you know, I could limp a bit, looking pitiful is already a given.....

"Just one night out a month could give hope to a broken old Crab and help bring him out of his shell. Just visit www.facelikeasmashedbaboon.org to register your interest, the first 5 applicants * to apply will win a voucher for a 3 course meal at The Happy Crab.

* ok 5 is a bit optimistic I know......
i just tried to donate.....this is not a real website......is it?
 

snootyfenooty

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After a few drinks on holiday, the following was discussed.

How come a Cockroach can (apparently) survive a nuclear blast, yet I once easily despatched one with a Nike trainer?
They can't, but they can withstand higher levels of radiation than most creatures.

Not an expert myself these days, but may be time to get a new chat up line......

:)
Cockroaches are resilient creatures and can withstand nuclear radiation amongst other extremes which would finish us off in a jiffy. They will also eat just about anything with one notable exception - margarine. Food for thought (in the literal sense!).
 

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Cockroaches are resilient creatures and can withstand nuclear radiation amongst other extremes which would finish us off in a jiffy. They will also eat just about anything with one notable exception - margarine. Food for thought (in the literal sense!).

Yes, but not a nuclear explosion as the urban myth suggests.

One of their favourite foods is other cockroaches.

Why won’t they eat margarine ? Other than it being vile that is?
 

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