Pigs double swoop

[JohnStreet]

Pigs are signing two new Chinese players.

Scaw Wun Suun

and

Wy Mii

 

[DifferentClass]

They’re also in for a lad from Northampton.

Neil Knill.

 

[Large Mendonca]

What about the loan for Del Oodid ?

 

[Fanny magnet]

Oh my ,getting nostalgic for the day I first read that joke
Is jason Leonard still up front for forest ?

 

[blade too long]

heard their after Croatian forward Kudenscor Intbrothel and Indian starlet , Mista Citar

 

[DifferentClass]

They're also after the Israeli keeper Avi Namair.

 

[urnotbouncinanymore]

Or the Pizz twins, Mustaopha and Tekda

 

[Billyblade]

Or the Dutch striker Hertz Van Rental

 

[DifferentClass]

Or the Dutch striker Hertz Van Rental

And his mate Dee Takzis.

 

[SwissBlade]

I still think it’s funnier that they actually paid £10million for Jordan Rhodes

 

[Billyblade]

I still think it’s funnier that they actually paid £10million for Jordan Rhodes

According to a piggy mate of mine it was 12M, then 10M then as he got worse it was 8M. At last count it was 5M.
If they don't get rid of him soon he'll be telling me they signed him on a free

 

[TarquinDelouche]

I wonder if there is a Chinese equivalent of this hilarity, where bored posters on a footy forum make up English-sounding-but-insulting-in-Chinese footballers’ names that their city rivals are going to sign because they’re really bad but in the same league as them - just to amuse other Chinese posters.

 

[blade too long]

Saudi defender Amir Amqweer Bin Rimmin
Having medical at S6

 

[snootyfenooty]

Kuntz is a common German surname. Should have no trouble fitting in, that's what they all are anyway.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oh my ,getting nostalgic for the day I first read that joke
Is jason Leonard still up front for forest ?

No. Heads up the RFU. Jason Lee isn't either.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

I wonder if there is a Chinese equivalent of this hilarity, where bored posters on a footy forum make up English-sounding-but-insulting-in-Chinese footballers’ names that their city rivals are going to sign because they’re really bad but in the same league as them - just to amuse other Chinese posters.

There was a funny one from a Nigerian guy the other day, Esali Affended, to his Wendy mate, Kit Late.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

There was a funny one from a Nigerian guy the other day, Esali Affended, to his Wendy mate, Kit Late.

That is a good one, but surely if he is signing for the pigs, it should be Esali Konnfuzed.

 

[Fanny magnet]

No. Heads up the RFU. Jason Lee isn't either.....

You bided your time with that cutting retort

 

[DifferentClass]

No. Heads up the RFU. Jason Lee isn't either.....

He ISN'T?!

 

[Sean Thornton]

You bided your time with that cutting retort

Or, I saw it just before I posted/have a time machine

 

[Grappler]

Heard the Pigs were close to signing that new Nigerian striker, Fawtoo Athome