Garth Crook's Team Of The Week

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JOC has made it in this week:



Jack O'Connell: This was a poor game of football as far as I was concerned. Sheffield United showed bags of energy and courage but they lacked quality. Oh how they could have done with former Blades hero Tony Currie.
Nevertheless, they won three valuable points against a woeful Crystal Palace. The star of the show for me was Jack O'Connell, who dealt with the aerial threat of Christian Benteke and the dazzling feet of Wilfried Zaha. There was nothing dazzling about Palace's performance unfortunately.
Did you know? O'Connell made more clearances (11) than any other player in the match against Crystal Palace.

Garth Crooks' team of the week: Maddison, Pukki, Mane, De Bruyne

Which Premier League player should be in the next Harry Potter movie? Which team already looks rudderless? Find out in Garth Crooks' team of the week.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Agana should be in there.

 

[LJBlade]

Garth Crooks is a fucking idiot who knows next to nothing about football

 

[wavy-blade]

Garth Crooks is a fucking idiot who knows next to nothing about football

LOL

Some fuckers gona come in with a bid again for this Lad if he carries on , love him , nice Lad too , not a big head just a great player !

 

[lazyfecklessblade]

Great work from Sr Crooks in learning the name of a Sheffield United player.

 

[Shirty Blade]

Loved Garth Crooks as a player but I have to say that I have never heard anyone anywhere; at the Lane, on TV, the local pub, on the sidelines of junior football, consistently spout forth so much utter Bullshit as this bloke!

 

[gordoncharles]

Garth Crooks is a fucking idiot who knows next to nothing about football

Oddly enough that exact statement scored 99 on tedious TV quiz show "Pointless"

The only dissenting voice they asked was the Head of the BBC Sports Department.

True story.

 

[HVR]

The bloke is so illogical in his contrary and ridiculous arguments they are laughable.
Pundit: Who do you think will win the League?
Garth: Man Utd - they are playing unbelivable.
Pundit: But they're 10 points behind City with 3 games left. They can't win the League.
Garth: Let me say this. If they gave you an extra point for being the best team on the day Man Utd would get those 10 points.
Pundit: But they don't. So who is going to win the League?
Garth: Yes, yes, yes. But if they did then Man Utd would walk it without a shadow of a doubt.
Pundit: OK. But who will win it, Garth?
Garth: Trevor, as I've said, the proof is in the pudding. It's Man Utd's to lose. That may sound controversial but mark my words.
Pundit: Fucking Hell...

 

[spongebobblade]

JOC has made it in this week:

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Jack O'Connell: This was a poor game of football as far as I was concerned. Sheffield United showed bags of energy and courage but they lacked quality. Oh how they could have done with former Blades hero Tony Currie.
Nevertheless, they won three valuable points against a woeful Crystal Palace. The star of the show for me was Jack O'Connell, who dealt with the aerial threat of Christian Benteke and the dazzling feet of Wilfried Zaha. There was nothing dazzling about Palace's performance unfortunately.
Did you know? O'Connell made more clearances (11) than any other player in the match against Crystal Palace.

Garth Crooks' team of the week: Maddison, Pukki, Mane, De Bruyne

Which Premier League player should be in the next Harry Potter movie? Which team already looks rudderless? Find out in Garth Crooks' team of the week.

www.bbc.co.uk

You mean to tell me that shithouse pub league twat Kevin De Bruyne got selected in midfield ahead Lord Lundstram? FFS not only did he not score his team didn’t even win!

 

[bonnet de douche]

Who cares what this gigantic cock end thinks ...

 

[true99blade]

Does the dream team of Garth Crooks and Steve Clarridge continue to steal the show on Final Score nowadays?

 

[Champagneblade]

Don't see how he can claim it was. Apoor game and we lack quality. Look at the pass from Norwood. Look at the chance created by Lundstram. Look at the movement and interplay on the goal.

He's clueless. Basically, anyone who scores is in.

Jack wasn't even the best defender in our team. Baldock was excellent both ways. Zaha never got past him once. But he probably saw the goal, so O'Connell involved so gave it to him.

He really has no idea.

 

[LABlade]

Who cares what this gigantic cock end thinks ...

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Damn that is the scariest thing I’ve seen for ages!

 

[Tezza1889]

I keep saying it, let’s keep it on the down low, dopey lazy journalism from a dopey lazy ex pro..

But, it’s at least some recognition..

 

[Adiroy]

Only ever heard of 2 people called Garth and they are both fuckwits.. this lad and the one from waynes world!