Fleck Gone

[RedandWhite]

I used baking soda and a good scrub, it came right off.

 

[The Crab]

I used baking soda and a good scrub, it came right off.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Wondered how long it would be before the 'hilarious' threads started appearing

 

[Stanthemanfan]

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Well I found it funny

 

[dc_blade]

After a promising debut in Shoutbox, this joke has really stepped up and shown it deserved a thread of its own.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

You wouldn’t believe what this joke looks like now

Click here to find out.

 

[Nade]

I for one enjoy this kind of shite.

 

[knowsnowt]

You scrubbed our midfielder with baking soda. Wtf for?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Well I found it funny

Having fun on here? Whatever next? Blades Madders? I didn't fight on forums for jocularity. Hangings too good for them etc.

Yours

EGO Total-Misery . Major, Retd.
Ivory Tower
Bore
Sheffield 17.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

You wouldn’t believe what this joke looks like now

Click here to find out.

Linky no worky.....

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I for one enjoy this kind of shite.

You me both

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Linky no worky.....

Try again. And don’t forget to enter all your bank details when it loads.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Having fun on here? Whatever next? Blades Madders? I didn't fight on forums for jocularity. Hangings too good for them etc.

Yours

EGO Total-Misery . Major, Retd.
Ivory Tower
Bore
Sheffield 17.

Well I best tone it down. I’ll stick to the Brexit threads. Love a bit of boredom me.

Are there any tits on this thread yet?

If not why not?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Try again. And don’t forget to enter all your bank details when it loads.

I’ve put PIN number in as well. Just to be sure.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I’ve put PIN number in as well. Just to be sure.

Thanks mate. You’ll get your diamond in the next couple of months.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Well I best tone it down. I’ll stick to the Brexit threads. Love a bit of boredom me.

Are there any tits on this thread yet?

If not why not?

Dog attendances
Fish puns
Legal opinion
Thieving owners
Tits
Hitler

That's the order.

 

[The Crab]

Having fun on here? Whatever next? Blades Madders? I didn't fight on forums for jocularity. Hangings too good for them etc.

Yours

EGO Total-Misery . Major, Retd.
Ivory Tower
Bore
Sheffield 17.

Dear Major, Nikki wants to know if she is popping over to give you your "usual" tonight? On an almost unrelated matter, your December invoice has become overdue.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Thanks mate. You’ll get your diamond in the next couple of months.

I hope you don’t use Hermes as your courier....? I’ll never get it!

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Dog attendances
Fish puns
Legal opinion
Thieving owners
Tits
Hitler

That's the order.

Godwin’s Law. As night follows day

 

[Sean Thornton]

Dear Major, Nikki wants to know if she is popping over to give you your "usual" tonight? On an almost unrelated matter, your December invoice has become overdue.

She was very rude last month. She asked me what my most embarrassing moment was. I said it was when Mummy caught me having a wank. She laughed and said, "no, that happens to every boy", "I said this was facking yesterday"

 

[The Crab]

She was very rude last month. She asked me what my most embarrassing moment was. I said it was when Mummy caught me having a wank. She laughed and said, "no, that happens to every boy", "I said this was facking yesterday"

Of course she was rude, you ordered the Cuckold package. It's very good to be fair.....................so a friend tells me

 

[Sean Thornton]

Of course she was rude, you ordered the Cuckold package. It's very good to be fair.....................so a friend tells me

That beak was sharp.

 

[The Crab]

That beak was sharp.

Sorry that was a typo on my email to Nicki, so you got the Cuckoo package.

My bad, I think the phrase the kids use

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sorry that was a typo on my email to Nicki, so you got the Cuckoo package.

My bad, I think the phrase the kids use

It was better than the Penguin. Three times I fell for that......

 

[GrayBlade]

I used baking soda and a good scrub, it came right off.

Fleck off!

 

[Harry's Game]

We have Top men looking into dealing with this poster...



Top....Men...

 

[Grappler]

 

[diode_blade]

Does this mean my recently subscription to Dem Blades is now out of date....☹☹

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I used baking soda and a good scrub, it came right off.

You’re a twat....