Ex Blades stars whose name you'd never have thought would rhyme with another footballer

[SUFC Guy]

FFS
and
FFS

 

[Gimli]

Johnny Ertl/Martin Skrtel

 

[blade.i.am]

Cleverly/ McEverley

 

[nickwr37]

I'm liking this as can't find one myself so.... John Cutbush/?
Or Alex Sabella/?
Go!

 

[1973Blade]

I'm liking this as can't find one myself so.... John Cutbush/?
Or Alex Sabella/?
Go!

A John Cutbush/Ian Rush

 

[Blade in Cordoba]

I'm liking this as can't find one myself so.... John Cutbush/?
Or Alex Sabella/?
Go!

Alex Sabella / Tri Dellas (or 'That Greek Fella')

 

[spongebobblade]

All ex Blades effort....
Michael Tonge / George Long
Harry Maguire / Nathan Dyer
Kean Bryan/ John Ryan
Joe Shaw / Nicky Law
Jimmy Bone / Matt Done

 

[Klanger]

Uhlenbeek - Julian Dicks

 

[XM657]

Jimmy Hagan - Joe Fagan

 

[Jinxy1966]

Alex Sabella / Erik Lamela

 

[Silver]

Sean Bean / Brian Deane

 

[3-GBlade]

Michel Vonk and wim Jonk

 

[I should coco]

Dean Hammond / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _




Fill in the spaces by rearranhing the following letters

U N S E N E W O K R

 

[wesleysnipesmen]

George Baldock / Pascal Chimbonda

 

[RedandWhite]

Alan Quinn / Osama Bin

 

[North East Blade]

Ahmed Fathi/ David Batty

 

[XM657]

Brett Ormerod?

Brett Ormerod - 'Jock' Dodd - au reight it's oare there on that peg bit duwer, al guan gerrit

 

[North East Blade]

Carl Asaba/Tony Agana

 

[BettingBlade]

Michael Tonge/Alex Song

Also a non Blades related one just because....
Patrick Bamford/Diving Bastard

 

[DI36O]

Ade Akinbiyi / Michy Batshuayi
Whenever I hear the latter I think of the former

 

[Geordie Blade]

Rhyming players that played for us at the same time (not including same names like John/Jim Gannon or Paul/Brian Smith):

Paul Rogers and Glyn Hodges.

 

[1973Blade]

Rhyming players that played for us at the same time (not including same names like John/Jim Gannon or Paul/Brian Smith):

Paul Rogers and Glyn Hodges.

John Gannon/Barry Bannon

 

[BushBlade]

Ade Akinbiyi / Michy Batshuayi
Whenever I hear the latter I think of the former

I hear Duran Duran singing ‘You’re looking at Planet Earth Batshuayi, B-Bat Batshuayi’.

 

[BladesOnToast]

Ian Bryson
James Dyson

 

[1973Blade]

Ian Bryson
James Dyson

A great defender, good at hoovering up possession.

 

[BladesOnToast]

A great defender, good at hoovering up possession.

When he marauds up front (a la Basham) he does tend to leave a bit of a vaccuum at the back

 

[Greenwich Blade]

A great defender, good at hoovering up possession.

I thought he sucked.

 

[Basing Blade]

If Zsa Zsa Gabor had married Jean Michel Zarre, she would have been Zsa Zsa Jarre.

 

[1973Blade]

If Zsa Zsa Gabor had married Jean Michel Zarre, she would have been Zsa Zsa Jarre.

If she had married Franz Carr she would have become Zsa Zsa Carr.