Can Alan Knill..........

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Alan Knill can open stubborn jar lids with his teeth

He can complete the Obscene Burger Challenge at the local tex mex joint and still have space for dessert

He sleeps with his socks on, just in case

Alan Knill would enter the Iron Man World Championships but he's too busy saving grannies from being mugged to have time
 

Alan Knill has a tall, lanky build, brownish orange skin, and no facial or head hair. Tendril-like threat ganglia splay out from the back of Alan Knills head when he senses danger. Female Knills typically exhibit smoother skin than males.
 
Jeez ! Grow up man,taking the piss out of one of our own,a really nice shy guy and you have the audacity to pick spots. I bet you were one of those sneering school bully types with back up “mates”
 
Are Chris and Alan the ultimate base ingredients of a man sandwich??
 

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