Can Alan Knill..........

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  1. BigBed

    BigBed Blade.....nuff said!

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    Stop a pig in a ginal?
     
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  2. Lmaobob

    Lmaobob Wind Up Merchant

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    Alan Knill will
     
  3. bibbity bobbity boo

    bibbity bobbity boo クソ嫌い (水曜日)

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    He can clean your guttering without a ladder
     
  4. BigBed

    BigBed Blade.....nuff said!

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    He can coach a football team!!!
     
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    Davalon Live for today

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    He just opens his legs and it follows through.
     
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    since1889 LMA shitposter of the year

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    Russ Ladies. For a good time ring 07939...

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  8. BigBed

    BigBed Blade.....nuff said!

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    Or an Alley, or a Snickett, or a Path, or a Jitty or any of the other things its called around the country.
     
  9. georgebernardshaw

    georgebernardshaw Well-Known Member

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    Fuck me, this is going to be a long close season...
     
  10. INTAKE BLADE

    INTAKE BLADE AKA ROYZABLADE

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    He's shit with squirrels though :D
     
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    Cerberus Blade Well-Known Member

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    “Gennell”

    Or “genell”
     
  12. Cerberus Blade

    Cerberus Blade Well-Known Member

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    Didn’t they mind?
     
  13. stringjunior

    stringjunior Crab Industries Worker

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    Alan Knill can open stubborn jar lids with his teeth

    He can complete the Obscene Burger Challenge at the local tex mex joint and still have space for dessert

    He sleeps with his socks on, just in case

    Alan Knill would enter the Iron Man World Championships but he's too busy saving grannies from being mugged to have time
     
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  14. BigBed

    BigBed Blade.....nuff said!

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    They don’t put straight legs on good furniture
     
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  16. GVBlade

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    I think it's spelled 'gennel' but pronounced ''jennel"
     
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    PageHallBlade New Member

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    i dont know about that but he always looks as though hes leaning back on an invisible bar
     
  18. Kozzy_is_my_Dad

    Kozzy_is_my_Dad I have a huge member.

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    Alan Knill can take the headphones out of the drawer without them being tangled.
     
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  19. Nicolaus_Copernicus

    Nicolaus_Copernicus Well-Known Member

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    ...man-mark Marco Van Basten (in his pomp), out of a game for 90 minutes? Yep.
     
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    It’s not.
     

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