Blackman must be gutted...

[Sheff de party]

That their late chance, where their bloke nods it across and the striker gets a touch from inside the 6 yard box, was ruled offside.

Reyt save

Reminiscent of Sunday League when your own keeper appeals for a corner, claiming he got a touch.

 

[Blade56]

It will still go on his portfolio video minus the offside flag

 

[Rusty view]

Reminiscent of Sunday League when your own keeper appeals for a corner, claiming he got a touch.

Guilty your honour.

 

[Sheff de party]

Guilty your honour.

Bloody ‘keepers. You’re all the same!

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Guilty your honour.

As treasurer of the local branch of the goalkeepers' union, I will be expecting a contribution to the benevolent fund from you for your breach of the code of honour.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

It will still go on his portfolio video minus the offside flag

I think I can turn that into a serious comment - it deserves to be on his video, because it showed really good levels of concentration: make the save, and then worry about whether it was offside or not.

 

[Blend-it-like-Harris]

Bloody ‘keepers. You’re all the same!

Drummers are the same

 

[Rusty view]

Guilty your honour.

My “tactic” was to roll the ball towards the corner after the save, to make sure at least my team mates knew I’d touched it

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

My “tactic” was to roll the ball towards the corner after the save, to make sure at least my team mates knew I’d touched it

And what did you say to them when you missed the corner and the other team scored...?

 

[Davalon]

I was more concerned he was going to carry the ball into the net late on when he needlessly fell backwards after taking a fairly straightforward catch

 

[Jon Bon II]

Guilty your honour.

Ha, ha. Me n'all!

'Corner ref! I bloody got a touch on that!'

 

[Rusty view]

And what did you say to them when you missed the corner and the other team scored...?

As all keepers should know its always the defenders fault. The keeper can do nowt wrong.

P.s (Just in case TonyAgana spots this, the above comment does not count if said keeper has drunk a considerable amount of JD before the match, and decides to watch the ball go wide, while it actually goes in the net)

 

[norfolkblade]

And what did you say to them when you missed the corner and the other team scored...?

Why can't you useless twats defend corners? Why aren't you on the fucking post?

 

[Billyblade]

I was a keeper from an early age.
As a kid, I was only small with small hands and catching it was a problem when we went up to a size 5. My manager was always telling me to punch it. If possible with 2 hands to "get some distance".
One particular match someone lofted a cross towards the back post and I felt my confidence rise. As I shaped to catch it I could hear the manager shouting "punch it Billy, punch it!!!!" I rose majestically and placed both hands at the back of the ball in the textbook position to catch it. It stuck to my hands like they were covered in jizz and I landed, on my feet, with it in my hands. I was absolutely fucking buzzing as I back-pedalled with the momentum. That same momentum carried me backwards and caused me to collide with the post. The shock of the post collision caused the ball to ping from my hands and hit me on the top of the head bouncing into the goal.




I tended to punch it after that

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

As all keepers should know its always the defenders fault. The keeper can do nowt wrong.

P.s (Just in case TonyAgana spots this, the above comment does not count if said keeper has drunk a considerable amount of JD before the match, and decides to watch the ball go wide, while it actually goes in the net)

Delighted to see that goalkeeping standards in local football have changed little in 50 years.

 

[TonyAgana]

As all keepers should know its always the defenders fault. The keeper can do nowt wrong.

P.s (Just in case TonyAgana spots this, the above comment does not count if said keeper has drunk a considerable amount of JD before the match, and decides to watch the ball go wide, while it actually goes in the net)

Just a gentle reminder that the last competitive goal I scored was when I calmly slotted one under your sprawling body. A poignant end to an illustrious 6-a-side career.

 

[8lade]

Just a gentle reminder that the last competitive goal I scored was when I calmly slotted one under your sprawling body. A poignant end to an illustrious 6-a-side career.

(I know we're going OT here but oh well...)
Last goal I scored was in a 5-a-side tournament, perfect ball to just stride up to knocked it back across the goal sweetly into the corner, unstoppable.
I was wearing some cheap 'blades' which bit into the ground and broke my ankle without a hint of a struggle and no pain. It was only when I went to stand up again that the difficulties started.

 

[TonyAgana]

(I know we're going OT here but oh well...)
Last goal I scored was in a 5-a-side tournament, perfect ball to just stride up to knocked it back across the goal sweetly into the corner, unstoppable.
I was wearing some cheap 'blades' which bit into the ground and broke my ankle without a hint of a struggle and no pain. It was only when I went to stand up again that the difficulties started.

Oof. Me and Rusty view played at Millmoor a number of years ago and I sprained my ankle trying to chop someone down. I went to Leeds Gen the day after and there were TV crews all over the place. Felt quite humbled when I realised they weren't there for me but for Richard Hammond who'd mangled himself for ratings and was in a coma.

 

[Rusty view]

Just a gentle reminder that the last competitive goal I scored was when I calmly slotted one under your sprawling body. A poignant end to an illustrious 6-a-side career.

Unsurprisingly none of the defence picked you up. (Defenders fault)