Basham by David Bowie

[BettingBlade]

Anyway don’t we already have a David Bowie song for Kieran Freeman?

 

[BettingBlade]

If you try to score he'll tap your feet.

Or. ‘If you take the ball he’ll swipe your feet’

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

If I was Nicolaus_Copernicus I’d be suing the arse of of the lot of you for copyright infringement (see shoutbox from Saturday night).

How about "Basham. Basham. Basham, Basham, BASHAM!"

 

[JJ Sefton]

He's Chris Basham,
Oh-woo-woo...

Someone else can do the rest.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

To the tune of “Shaft” by Issac Hayes:-

“Who's that Centre Back
Who’s overlapping the Wing Back? (Bash)
You're damn right

Who was the man who slid in for the winner, man? (Bash)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that brings it out, when there's danger all about? (Bash)
Right on

You see this cat Bash is a bad mother (Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Bash (Then we can dig it)

He's a former journeyman but no one understood him but Chris Wilder
(Chris Bash)”

Vocal starts at 1:17:-

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

As I went a-walking, one morning in spring, I met with some players on old Bramall Lane, one was chris basham, the second billy sharp , the third was mark duffy who smiled as he said. “With the blades getting promotion and the pigs in decay, with bladesmen to cheer us wherever we play, we have Jack and Flecky and Gary Madine to fire us to glory, we’re the best that’s ever been.

 

[Bladepicker]

He's Chris Basham,
Oh-woo-woo...

Someone else can do the rest.

He's a Bladesman though he's - a Geordie
Glad we signed him instead - of Coady.
Cause he's everything about this team
Playing midfield or in a back three...

He's Chris Basham.

Etc.

 

[JJ Sefton]

He's a Bladesman though he's - a Geordie
Glad we signed him instead - of Coady.
Cause he's everything about this team
Playing midfield or in a back three...

He's Chris Basham.

Etc.

We have a winner.

 

[blademan31]

And Bash would run 500 miles,
and Bash would run 500 more,
just to be the man who ran 500 miles, he'd run straight through brick walls,
da, da, du etc...

* Logs off, deletes account... *

 

[Sean Thornton]

And Bash would run 500 miles,
and Bash would run 500 more,
just to be the man who ran 500 miles, he'd run straight through brick walls,
da, da, du etc...

* Logs off, deletes account... *

Like for the last bit only, sorry.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Express yourself
Create the space
You know you can win
Don't give up the chase
Beat the man
Take him on
You never give up
It's one on one

Express yourself
It's one on one
Express yourself
It's one on one
Express yourself
You can't be wrong
When somethings good
It's never gone


Bash has the Blades in motion
And I know what we can do
Bash Has the Blades in motion
And I can't believe it's true

 

[tyke1889]

I'm sure it's been done before back in the day but what the hell

To the Batman theme:

Nerner Nerner Nerner Nerner
Nerner Nerner Nerner Nerner
BASHAM!

 

[Maidenhead]

He's a Bladesman though he's - a Geordie
Glad we signed him instead - of Coady.
Cause he's everything about this team
Playing midfield or in a back three...

He's Chris Basham.

Etc.

How many times do I have to say this?

HE'S A FUCKING MAKEM !!!!!!!!!

 

[Dec]

Everywhere you go, always take Chris Basham with you,
Everywhere you go, always take Chris Basham...
Everywhere you go, always take Chris Basham with you,
Everywhere you go, always take Chris Basham

repeat for whole 90 mins with flares and stuff

 

[S64 Blade]

Basham to Basham, George to Duffy, we know Bash made overlapping centre-halves funky....

No?

 

[cahill]

Basham!
Pass it to the left
Fashion!
Pass it to the right
Oooh, Basham!
We are the [suggestions for what to put here] and we're coming to town
Beep-beep Beep-beep

That’s just great that « Walthy «

 

[JJ Sefton]

That’s just great that « Walthy «

I'm a renaissance man.

 

[Bladepicker]

How many times do I have to say this?

HE'S A FUCKING MAKEM !!!!!!!!!

You make Makem rhyme with Conor Coady then Maiders.

Artistic license here fella.

 

[BushBlade]

How many times do I have to say this?

HE'S A FUCKING MAKEM !!!!!!!!!

I’m guessing for about another ten years, then intermittently, Silent Blade style on history threads, for the rest of your life.

 

[Maidenhead]

You make Makem rhyme with Conor Coady then Maiders.

Artistic license here fella.

You tell that to Basembauer, "we're gonna make you a Geordie so our song rhymes" and wait for his response, "that's ok, now fuck off back to Hillsborough pig".