Bash song

[ChriSufc89]

“Midfield he dunt like it- he’s ahh rock Chris Basham rock Chris Basham”

 

[Rodley]

Deffo see that catching on

 

[Stretch]

Second line...

'And Leeds don't like him...rock Chris Basham, rock Chris Basham'

 

[knowsnowt]

The international break really has a lot to answer for. I may make a thread about Blades related cheeses.

 

[Freddie]

The international break really has a lot to answer for. I may make a thread about Blades related cheeses.

Good call. I like cheese.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Bash, ahha
Saviour of the universe
Bash ahha
He scored against the scum


You know it makes sense.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Why do we need to make daft songs for players?

 

[knowsnowt]

Why do we need to make daft songs for players?

You fucking daft!
Its traditional during international breaks.
Get yer vocal baubles aht.

 

[JohnDenver]

The international break really has a lot to answer for. I may make a thread about Blades related cheeses.

Jack Leicester. That’s for free.

 

[DifferentClass]

Today I found myself singing "we've got Kieran Dowell, oh we've got Kieran... Dowell" to the tune of In the Army Now.

Not sure if that should merit its own thread though.

 

[DaddyDozy]

Basham scored to make Bielsa cry
I apologise a trillion times
We've got Chirs Basham (optional: ohhhh)
He is unreal

 

[Stanthemanfan]

Today I found myself singing "we've got Kieran Dowell, oh we've got Kieran... Dowell" to the tune of In the Army Now.

Not sure if that should merit its own thread though.

Iv seen a vid with blades singing this ditty...
Dowell dowell dowell dowelll
Dowell dowell dowell dowell
Dowell dowell dowell dowell
Dowell dowell dowell dowell
Dowell der der-der dowell
Kieron dowell der der-der dowell
(Repeat)
To the tune of Paul Johnson get get down, quite catchy I thought!
They also had a bash song
We've got Chrissy basham (Bauer)
We've got Chrissy basham (Bauer)
Nicked from ed sheeran shape of you

 

[pommpey]

To the tune of Sonne by Rammstein

"Panzerkamfwagen ausf IV
Nurnburg Willy Brant on TV
Ja, ja nien und neinty luft ballons
Vorsprung durch Chris Basham-baur"

Just needs a few to start singing it, lads, and we could have the whole.of Brammwell Lane buzzin'! Lol! Etc

Fuck me. Come on SUFC vs BCFC

pommpey

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Jack Leicester. That’s for free.

Reg Brie-rley. That's for free too.

 

[Basing Blade]

Chris Ba-sham gonna make you understand,
Chris Ba-sham gonna get you if HE can.

 

[pommpey]

Or Minnie Ripperton's "Lovin' You"

"La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la la-la la-la la-la-la
Do-do-doo-dn-be-do
Chri-i-is Ba-a-sham"

Okay, people might struggle a bit with the pitching, but if we get enough people singing it, I reckon we'd have Brandell Lane buzzin' lol etc

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

In fact I've just made up the first verse

"Chris Basham,
I Iove you but in no way a homosexual manner
But I'm sure my wife will understand
If we have a little wrestle

Chris Basham
I made this creepy song up about you
Hope the kop will sing it
And not think it's strange or owt"

Chorus

"La-la-la-la-la (etc)

Think some might struggle with the meaning but if we get enough singing it perhaps Bash might slap in a transfer request to get away from such fucking weirdos. Lol. Etc.

pommpey

 

[tyke1889]

I'm not very good at these cheese related puns, but I know a man who is: come on Bert

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I'm not very good at these cheese related puns, but I know a man who is: come on Bert

Yeah, camembert, get a move on!

 

[Bert]

I'm not very good at these cheese related puns, but I know a man who is: come on Bert

Bert is in foreign parts at the moment. He will be back in about 3 weeks.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Very wise.

HH

 

[tyke1889]

Bert is in foreign parts at the moment. He will be back in about 3 weeks.

Bring us some cheese back then.

 

[Killamarshblades]

Ched-dar Evans

 

[TheFlashingBlade]

Vacherin Monty D’Or
Philadelphia Jagielka
Feta Katchouro
John Burratidge
Franz Mascarrpone
Rickycotta Holmes
Monterey Jack O’Connell
Jonathan Roqueforte

But then I got to...

Georgelongzola

...and gave up knowing I’d never beat it.

 

[Sharp as a blade]

John Brie-gan

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Bert is in foreign parts at the moment. He will be back in about 3 weeks.

You mean you're a whey.

 

[ForgeBlade]

Why do we need to make daft songs for players?

We don't. But Bash deserves a song. His is possibly the most incredible transformation of the wilder era. Jobbing average player to defensive/midfield lynchpin and first name on the teamsheet is frankly incredible.

 

[pommpey]

We don't. But Bash deserves a song. His is possibly the most incredible transformation of the wilder era. Jobbing average player to defensive/midfield lynchpin and first name on the teamsheet is frankly incredible.

I agree, but some of these offerings are the stuff of Freudian scrutiny.

There's the simple message of 'Biily Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp' and then there's the disturbing works of the S24SU songsmiths which, if I were Bash and I heard the kop singing it, I'd start playing shite.

pommpey

 

[ForgeBlade]

I agree, but some of these offerings are the stuff of Freudian scrutiny.

There's the simple message of 'Biily Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp' and then there's the disturbing works of the S24SU songsmiths which, if I were Bash and I heard the kop singing it, I'd start playing shite.

pommpey

Agreed. There's a lot of shit suggestions on here that are frankly awful. My point stands though...Bash deserves a song.

 

[Pinchy]

I agree, but some of these offerings are the stuff of Freudian scrutiny.

There's the simple message of 'Biily Sharp, we've got Billy Sharp' and then there's the disturbing works of the S24SU songsmiths which, if I were Bash and I heard the kop singing it, I'd start playing shite.

pommpey

He must have heard it quite a lot over the years...