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So has the cone. Last seen in Australia...

Whatever happened to Max, Magic Mike and El Accounto?

He wasn’t unlucky at all. His header was a very good effort but not quite on target. Would he have been “very lucky” had it gone in off the post?

All absolutely correct though, isn’t it? 😈

Absolutely right. The clue is in the word ‘deserves’. It’s always a prelude for parochial, sentimental claptrap. Happily, our excellent manager ignores noise and nonsense.

I have, repeatedly, and stated it clearly. We’re an upwardly mobile Premier League team. He’s a superb goal scorer at levels below that. We’re moving on. Sorry, Silly Billies.

A bit of festive fun. Who will win it in 2020? The Irishmen will still be favourites, but the following are likely to be much more prominent: Moose. A beast. Moooooooooooose on the rampage. McBurnie. Young player in slow-start shock. Noise and nonsense follows. Watch him go. Baldock. A...

Thank you mate. Same to you and to all. ❤🎅⚔️

At first I thought I can’t possibly choose between half a dozen outstanding candidates but ultimately I didz.

None of which will figure in the mind of any player once the game starts...

We play all the other teams twice, Matt. So do the said other teams. We’ll finish where we deserve over the full season. It will be far higher than any of us thought and feared. This is no fluke. We won’t be “found out”. There’s no secret about to be discovered. No bubble about to burst...

Pearson won’t be playing. He can’t score. He can’t stop any goals. The firmness of his nose and his relish are immaterial. When the whistle blows his players will give no thought whatsoever to his Pig connections. Neither will ours. They’ll be too busy dealing with the immediacy of a...

There’s a difference. My opinion is not coloured by sentimentality. I don’t take into account his native city or which team he supports. I don’t add a premium for Bladeyness. It was up to him to ensure he got the chance. Jamie Vardy did. So did Ian Rush. So did countless others. It’s not...

We’ll know what form they’re in on Boxing Day.

Bravo. No irony required...

Careful. He’s watching...

His record speaks for itself I’m afraid. Not quite good enough at the top level. Wishing stars don’t work.

It’s an entirely accurate appraisal of where we are now isn’t it? I know Billy is more important than our club to some. I take a different view. I’m Blade, not Bladey. His career record doesn’t lie. It tells the story. A fantastic goal scorer at a level just below the top league. As I...

I don’t follow non-league football.

But it’s entirely accurate isn’t it?...

Sharp won’t be using it much in future. He’s got a handful of substitute appearances left for us. No sentiment. He should finish his career doing what he does best. Scoring goals, not sitting on the bench. His career demonstrates that he’s not quite been good enough for the top level. No...

The legendary Frank, one of the greats, and top marks for “Howerd”.

Our fans can fit any amount of words into any tune, and fucking quick about it...

Our lot are about as capable of irony as Alanis Morissette. They wouldn’t know it if it arrived on a giant truck decked out with ‘irony’ in flashing neon lights.

Meanwhile Tufty will be telling our lads to take it or leave it...

Have to remember that will not affect the result one iota. When the whistle blows, not one of the players on either side will even think about it. Another fans’ fallacy, I’m afraid,

Suspension’s what? I’m intrigued.

You expect creativity from a bunch of numbskulls who continue to ‘sing’ “when we win promotion” and ”the Blades are going up” when we’re in the Premier League? Only in S2...

Brighton? Fucking Brighton?

A lot more than us, then? Not difficult.