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You should have buckled up before, that bang on the head you received, is really evident.

His pointing is still world class

We've got plenty of Hobbits to counter this.

Judging by the players signed, looks like old Paul has been watching a few minutes of highlight reels, while he has his morning coffee. Or Janice the cleaner has picked some random names out of a hat.

Me and the lad, put a leave at 5 clause into our attendance awhile ago now. I wanted to leave at 3. But he made me stay until 5🤣. Never left early before this season either. I can take losing , I can even take getting hammered. But it's not a game of football, it's just a training session of...

Basically his agent sent a highlight reel to the club and that he would be available for £ x. There is no way we saw him play live and thought he would be a good signing. The comments on the view from were damning enough. One in particular sticks out though. " He never makes a save, every shot...

Burnley are shit, but they still spanked us 5 v 0. We are so much more worse than shit. 5556, in our last 4 home games. No team in all four divisions have been that shit. A GD of -50 is epic proportions of shitness.

I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree. It wasn't like a lower league team against an EPL team. A team from league 2 the Conference or Conference North, would have looked far more organised. They went 1v0 up after 4 mins and a bit and it should have been 3v0 at the point. To be 4v0 down at home...

Nice collection of bobble heads

Beggars belief really. They're absolutely braindead. All he had to do was just stand there and the longer he just stood there, the more space he got. We could all see it happening a second time, screaming for someone, anyone to mark him. The crowd can see it, the players can't 🤷🏻‍♂️ Think the...

Good report, but was Coufal and not Soucek who saw red.

Sent off

Emirates is just a carbon copy of the Estádio da Luz. Etihad tried to copy the San Siro spiral staircases and it looks wank in comparison. BDTBL every day the week. UTB and happy New Year Bladesmen and Bladeswomen

Oh yes it will...

Think Cabbage could do well. Not gonna do any worse.

I booted my telly

Make sure you don't watch the next game either 🤣

Hecky will have lost his job, because he played 4 at the back, last time out. That's simply not allowed. 4 at the back against Arsenal and he's gone. Contract stipulations and all that.

I don't know about that. We pumped Spurs 6v0 under Bassett 🤷🏻‍♂️

You're definitely a bot

Jog on 🤣🤣🤣 Keep 'em coming

The only thing sad is the 👍 emoji. Deary me, you really are a sad little man

Calling your own fans blunts? No real need to say anymore. Everyone knows exactly what you are.

"The average blunt just won’t get it. We, the Royal we that is, just don’t have the capacity to accept what is in plain sight." Well done ✅ Shown yourself up, for exactly what you are.

Little and Ball

The worst header of a ball I've ever seen. Most of the time he closes his eyes when heading.

Just like a Fallowfield fact

Interesting info indeed. You on my space pal

WUEDP

Are the others in Mrs Hodges Sky WhatsApp group as well 🧐