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I’ll get a game before Amissah does…..

Cone dispenser at Leicester. Plays for Wales though, although I’ve been called up for the next squad on the strength of me going to Llandudno a few times…..

It is, and he isn’t……

Last one is still at the toilet. I’ve been sat here in Miller & Carter like a twat for the last two years…..

In fairness they’ve had a go, just that it wasn’t as professional footballers…..

Still a better result than my dating days……

More like umpa lumpas this season

Not too many other jobs where you get that sort of a payoff for failing

And do they have T Rex arms….

That’s a well written piece, welcome aboard. Although this season its women and children first to the lifeboats. We all have our story about why we became Blades. It’s a lot like falling in love, you don’t choose it, it chooses you. She might not be the best looking girl at the dance, but...

Nothing new about it. The tail has wagged the dog for a good while

Or this….

Trump’s seventy odd and he posts like a fourteen year old whose had his PlayStation taken off him

Kind of brings it on himself with some of the stuff he apparently puts on Social media though. But yeah some of the abuse can be a bit much

I wouldn’t say it’s about changing tune (not for me anyway). Wes was having a mare and looked about as much a prem keeper as I would. A change had to be made. Nobody could foresee how calamitous that change would be. It’s quite an achievement to make Wes look the lesser of two evils……

I hear him a lot on five live. I can’t decide if his schtick is panto villain or that he is genuinely that much of a bellend

You might well be correct. But this particular shop window looks like a Great Dane with a chronic stomach condition has done a mammoth liquid shit in this shop window. Nobody is going to want to buy that……

As long as he doesn’t dive like a collapsing tower block….

But he’s the goalie. If an outfield player makes a mistake it’s often recoverable. A goalie makes a mistake it more often than not ends in a goal. It’s not about playing him into form although I kind of get what you mean. It’s not just form, it’s the fundamentals, he’s not good enough I’m sorry...

At this point I’d sign Scarlett Johansson in goal…..

Good question

He’s a goalkeeper in the same sense that being bald makes me Tyson Fury…..

RIP blade

He couldn’t plan a fart without following through

The only thing I want to hear from either of them two is goodbye

I don’t think he’ll be better in the division below. I don’t think it’s the standard that’s the issue, many aspects of his technique are fundamentally flawed. It baffles me that he’s anywhere near the Croatia squad

Although when someone you see fucking about on YouTube or Tic fucking Toc being described as a “star” then compared to them someone like Grbic is a star…..

Stars???? Which stars are they then? Let them leave the stadium, then do a Forrest Gump and keep fucking going. Stars PMSL

This time?????

He can get fucked. Loyalty of a fucking alley cat