The Official 'Neill Collins Hasn't Scored For Tampa' Thread.

[Tyler Durden]

It's gone a bit quiet on the McCuntly front so I thought I'd do you all a service by covering every game in which Neill Collins doesn't score.
A must for anyone who wants to know what our ex-pricks are up to now.

Collins has shown consistant form in pre-season by not scoring any goals thus far, and he's made damn sure that the other defenders know it's their fault. The season kicks off tomorrow and I'll be guiding you through every step of Neills quest to become that third statue at Bramall Lane.

Go Rowdies!!

 

[blade67]

Haven't conceded one goal in a competitive game since he arrived though. With Collins keeping them out at one end and mcnuts putting them at the other, we'd be play off bound by now

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Reckon that now they've actually seen him in action, he's been converted into a cheerleader.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Haven't conceded one goal in a competitive game since he arrived though. With Collins keeping them out at one end and mcnuts putting them at the other, we'd be play off bound by now

Well they did concede one against Stoke in a friendly, but that wasn't his fault. Do you hear me? IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.

 

[PokerBlade]

Another one of our stars gone.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Reckon that now they've actually seen him in action, he's been converted into a cheerleader.

To be fair to Clough, he tried to do the same.

 

[blade67]

Well they did concede one against Stoke in a friendly, but that wasn't his fault. Do you hear me? IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.

Yes I saw that goal and Collins was blameless. It can be really difficult to judge those bounces on hard pitches and the miskick could have happened to anyone. I'd blame the talented young midfield player who'd passed it to him and funilly enough so did Neil

 

[Superblades]

Has he started crying on the radio yet?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Well the season started with a 0-0 draw with Neill Collins not scoring in front of a bumper 5,740 crowd at the Al Lang stadium.

Although they did end the game with a "12-6 shot advantage" according to the write-up.

#Rowdiestogether

#Rowdacoaster

 

[BushBlade]

Unlike BM's resident gimp I'm no expert on body language but does anyone else think we've put more effort it since Collins left?

 

[The_Green_Man]

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

 

[Deadbat]

 

[Deadbat]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Lang_Stadium#/media/File:Rowdies_Soccer_Config_2015.jpg

Stadium in a nice location!

 

[WhiteHawk]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Lang_Stadium#/media/File:Rowdies_Soccer_Config_2015.jpg

Stadium in a nice location!

Very nice

 

[Deadbat]

See he plays with former British league stars...cough....Georgi Hristov and Tamari Mkandwire

Also Freddy Adu of Champ manager fame.

 

[JJ Sefton]

It's gone a bit quiet on the McCuntly front so I thought I'd do you all a service by covering every game in which Neill Collins doesn't score.
A must for anyone who wants to know what our ex-pricks are up to now.

Collins has shown consistant form in pre-season by not scoring any goals thus far, and he's made damn sure that the other defenders know it's their fault. The season kicks off tomorrow and I'll be guiding you through every step of Neills quest to become that third statue at Bramall Lane.

Go Rowdies!!

'Collo' might not have scored for Tampa but we can all, at least, be grateful for the fact that he has fucked off there.

 

[Deadbat]

He got booked. Also note crowd. 5,740. Bit of a come down from the Lane.

Caution Summary
Rowdies - Neill Collins - 40th minute (Yellow)
Rowdies - Darnell King - 42nd minute (Yellow)
Indy Eleven - Gorka Larrea - 87th minute (Yellow)

Starting Lineups
Rowdies XI (4-5-1): GK Matt Pickens; D Darnell King, Tamika Mkandawire (c), Neill Collins, Zac Portillos; M Justin Chavez, Michael Nanchoff; M Eric Avila, Junior Burgos (Georgi Hristov 73'), Kalif Alhassan (Darwin Espinal 67'); F Tommy Heinemann

Indy XI (4-5-1): GK Jon Busch; D Lovel Palmer (Marco Franco 82'), Colin Falvey, Greg Janicki, Nemanja Vukovic; M Brad Ring , M Nicki Paterson (Gorka Larrea 62'); M Justin Braun, Siniša Ubiparipović, Duke Lacroix (Jair Reinoso 73'); F Eamon Zayed

Attendance: 5,740

 

[JJ Sefton]

He got booked. Also note crowd. 5,740. Bit of a come down from the Lane.

Aye, but fewer people calling him a useless, wage stealing knob.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Why does it say "Semen Hole" on his shirt?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Aye, but fewer people calling him a useless, wage stealing knob.

Only a matter of time.

 

[Isar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Lang_Stadium#/media/File:Rowdies_Soccer_Config_2015.jpg

Stadium in a nice location!

No wonder they haven't scored many, the goal is in the wrong place and the other one has been stolen.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Breaking news: Neill Collins didn't score on Saturday for Tampa.

Georgi Hristov did though, I thought he was dead.

 

[mosbolad]

Breaking news: Neill Collins didn't score on Saturday for Tampa.

Georgi Hristov did though, I thought he was dead.

Ah 'Georgi Hristov' that well known anagram...........

 

[blade.i.am]

Ah 'Georgi Hristov' that well known anagram...........

.........of what?

 

[mosbolad]

.........of what?

Whoosh........

 

[Damski]

This is literally a top 5 thread on the whole board. Will Neil Collins EVER score a professional goal again?

 

[MobileBlade]

This is literally a top 5 thread on the whole board. Will Neil Collins EVER score a professional goal again?

You mean they get paid as well?

 

[The Crab]

Shouldn't that Chicken be headless as a homage To Collins?

 

[The Crab]

Aye, but fewer people calling him a useless, wage stealing knob.

Give it time, they will.