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    Default Most hated pig.

    Although in general pigs and ex-pigs are all pretty much equal in the dislike I have for them, there are of course exceptions. Ones that have come to us after are redeemed, especially Del Geary, apart from that shitbag Terry Curran. And given the huge swathe of pigs it's hard to pick one out for special hatred. Mel Sterland, the fat twat, is one pig I don't like, based on not much more than him putting in such a terrible display in When Saturday Comes. I'm not keen on Kevin Pressman either, because although he's had some terrible matches he always played like a cross between Gordon Banks and a fat octopus when he played us. I don't like Chris Waddle much too, even though I've met him and he seems to be a nice bloke, mainly because he always slags us off when he's either in the paper or the radio.

    But these are all chaff in the wind when it comes to the biggest bumhole ever to play for Wendy. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the gangly fucker himself, possibly the worst ever England player, Carlton Palmer. What a cunt he is. I've personally given him abuse in two different pubs, and if I ever see him out jogging when I'm in the car I slow down just to give him a shout of "pigaaayyyy" as I crawl past. And it's still not enough. I shout at the tely if ever I have the misfortune to witness his blatherings on the BBC, and the fact that they employ him is reason enough not to pay the license fee. He truly deserves every spiteful insult, all the vitriol, and as much grief as he gets. And he even talked about being our manager once. I'd rather have torched the ground than let that pig twat manage us.

    So who do you hold a special hatred of, and why?
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    i hated him also , i was out at vibealite in mansfield and had a blades shirt on when he approached me and said "do you know who i am ??" to which i replied your that midfielder who plays for the pigs it's pob palmer
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    Equally despised by me, Palmer Sterland Woods Bannister Chapman Warhurst Hirst Megson and Wabble shithouses lot of em.
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    It's funny, but I would've said the same man, but living in London and thus receiving 'London TV' I have to endure a smug ex-piggy talking football quite often. Over the years this has grated so much, that now I find my loathing for him has usurped that of Piggy Palmer. I give you Mark Bright!!
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    Mark Bright always has a dig when he can but I can't stand Nigel Pearson myself, even more so because I can't stand Leicester either.

    and who's that tool who commentates for them on RS? He's a twat an-all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torrix1889 View Post
    Mark Bright always has a dig when he can but I can't stand Nigel Pearson myself, even more so because I can't stand Leicester either.

    and who's that tool who commentates for them on RS? He's a twat an-all!
    I think its John Pearson, cant stand him. Cheering on the bloody radio when they score, does my head in

    Think he left RS tho, something to do with him also working over at the pig farm!?!

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    Carlton Palmer for me, the pin headed twat!!!
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    Got to be Gary Megson.
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    I can think of a couple but David Hirst is one. Fabulous player in his prime but a complete blue nose. Likes to make subtle comments about United whenever he's on the box. Don't like him at all.

    Apart from that, John Pearson gets on my tits as well. Then again he's annoyingly repetitive in the same way as Keith Edwards!

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    Chris Waddle. For that goal and for being a particularly awful part of that great carnival of stupidity which is the football pundit gravytrain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouTheBlade View Post
    I can think of a couple but David Hirst is one. Fabulous player in his prime but a complete blue nose. Likes to make subtle comments about United whenever he's on the box. Don't like him at all.

    Apart from that, John Pearson gets on my tits as well. Then again he's annoyingly repetitive in the same way as Keith Edwards!
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    Palmer was always the player I hated the most, followed by fat boy Hirst. Always remember him getting abused by the kop singing "he's fat he's shit, he's never fking fit, and he stuffed the match ball up ohis shirt trying to be clever......it didn't make much differance and just got swallowed up by the flab.

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    Curran and Varadi , no loyalty at all .

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    Pressman
    Hirst
    sheridan
    twaddle
    Palmer
    Tudgay
    Kuqi
    Pearson
    You can't dislike chris woods he must be a blade with the mistakes against us.

    Now i'll start with managers
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    Atkinson
    Francis
    Pleat

    Need i carry on.....

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    John Pearson that guy talks bollocks,glad he isnt on radio Sheffield anymore although it was funny when we beat them at the Lane this season and Keith Edwards was giving him some shit.

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    I cant stand piggy Laws, for that fucking wobble along the touchline with his fat missus' scarf, the cunt.
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    got to be jhon pearson

    for me he typifies the pigs ,has no idea what he is talkng about and cheers when they score they might as well just drag one of the snortbeasts out of the crowd and do his job
    ive listened to pig games where they have been 3-0 down and he thinks they will get back in it

    they never do

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    So many players, so much hatred to go round, its a tough one.

    I've always hated Gary Megson with a passion, but the latest one i detest is Jermaine Johnson for his antic's at Hillsborough last season. Trying to break Kyle Naughton's leg, and following that up by booting a water bottle at United's bench shows all the signs of being an arrogant, obnoxious little turd

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    Quote Originally Posted by shorehamview View Post
    Although in general pigs and ex-pigs are all pretty much equal in the dislike I have for them, there are of course exceptions. Ones that have come to us after are redeemed, especially Del Geary, apart from that shitbag Terry Curran. And given the huge swathe of pigs it's hard to pick one out for special hatred. Mel Sterland, the fat twat, is one pig I don't like, based on not much more than him putting in such a terrible display in When Saturday Comes. I'm not keen on Kevin Pressman either, because although he's had some terrible matches he always played like a cross between Gordon Banks and a fat octopus when he played us. I don't like Chris Waddle much too, even though I've met him and he seems to be a nice bloke, mainly because he always slags us off when he's either in the paper or the radio.

    But these are all chaff in the wind when it comes to the biggest bumhole ever to play for Wendy. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the gangly fucker himself, possibly the worst ever England player, Carlton Palmer. What a cunt he is. I've personally given him abuse in two different pubs, and if I ever see him out jogging when I'm in the car I slow down just to give him a shout of "pigaaayyyy" as I crawl past. And it's still not enough. I shout at the tely if ever I have the misfortune to witness his blatherings on the BBC, and the fact that they employ him is reason enough not to pay the license fee. He truly deserves every spiteful insult, all the vitriol, and as much grief as he gets. And he even talked about being our manager once. I'd rather have torched the ground than let that pig twat manage us.

    So who do you hold a special hatred of, and why?
    I read a lot on here but rarely post, mainly because I'm just a bit lazy and being in Oz dont have much to add, but hey, what a post, I had to reply, as I read the first few lines my instant thought was Palmer - I hate that fucker, and low and be hold what a fitting tribute you gave to the 'gangly' one. I have met him and Chris Waddle one was sound the other was gangly. Wanker.

    Top post mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownie View Post
    So many players, so much hatred to go round, its a tough one.

    I've always hated Gary Megson with a passion, but the latest one i detest is Jermaine Johnson for his antic's at Hillsborough last season. Trying to break Kyle Naughton's leg, and following that up by booting a water bottle at United's bench shows all the signs of being an arrogant, obnoxious little turd
    Took the words right out of my mouth mate. He also tried to elbow Naughton's head off. Also can't stand Megson. Does Strafford count? Top of my list.

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