Suck your balls and buy you lager.

[knowsnowt]

No. Not an open invitation. Sorry.
It's what our lass said she'd do if we win today. Just sent her a text to call in at the offy.

Never gamble with an idiot. Because sometimes stupid wins the day.

 

[SUFC Guy]

No. Not an open invitation. Sorry.
It's what our lass said she'd do if we win today. Just sent her a text to call in at the offy.

Never gamble with an idiot. Because sometimes stupid wins the day.

I bet she's skipping home

 

[Kev Gee]

Thought I was in then.....
Ah well.

 

[dazzlingblade]

Get the ball sucking first, best to be sober for an annual event

I expect she is driving to an offy somewhere in Kent as we speak

 

[Digs blade]

Bad news. Offys closed and she’s got a mouth ulcer

 

[knowsnowt]

Bad news. Offys closed and she’s got a mouth ulcer

Her mums doing nowt.

 

[shorehamview]

I bet she's skipping home

She’s going the pretty way home, via Land’s End, John O’Groats, Timbuktu, Narnia and all points inbetween.

 

[knowsnowt]

Thought I was in then.....
Ah well.

Who would be the buying lager? Asking for a mate.

 

[sheff_blade90]

i was thinking whose changed the lyrics to Shoreham boys

 

[knowsnowt]

Sad thing is I've already washed the pots, expecting us to get battered. :/

 

[s20Blade]

Can't see why anyone would enjoy that tbh

 

[shorehamview]

Can't see why anyone would enjoy that tbh

A good tongue lashing and some booze? Sounds like a good night in, as long as Mrs knowsnowt hasn’t got teeth like a Grand National winner.

 

[knowsnowt]

Can't see why anyone would enjoy that tbh

All women love munching kiwi fruits. And all men love having em munched. Fact!

 

[Le Cynique]

Can't see why anyone would enjoy that tbh

I’m not a massive fan of having my balls sucked tbf. My pole, sure, but like ODB said, easy on my balls, they as fragile as eggs.

 

[shorehamview]

All women love munching kiwi fruits. And all men love having em munched. Fact!

That’s a Fellatiofield FACT!

 

[DifferentClass]

That’s a Fellatiofield FACT!

Fellatiofield's team to blow Brighton!

 

[71Blade]

I bet she's skipping home

After a fun filled afternoon with her lover

 

[knowsnowt]

After a fun filled afternoon with her lover

Uncle Susan's in hospital with a spongy eye.