Norwood’s Magic Chant

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Norwood doesn’t have a chant, and we have a great chant for JOC, who sadly is never coming back.

Why not reuse the magic hat chant, both remembering a legend and giving Norwood his own chant?

Oli Norwood’s Magic
He wears a magic hat
And if you give the ball to him
He’ll ping the fucker back
He’ll ping it to the left and
he’ll ping it to the right
And when we stay promoted
We’ll sing this song all night

Two birds, one stone, I love JOC and that song, seems a shame to lose both.
 

ekke287 said:
Norwood doesn’t have a chant, and we have a great chant for JOC, who sadly is never coming back.

Why not reuse the magic hat chant, both remembering a legend and giving Norwood his own chant?

Oli Norwood’s Magic
He wears a magic hat
And if you give the ball to him
He’ll ping the fucker back
He’ll ping it to the left and
he’ll ping it to the right
And when we stay promoted
We’ll sing this song all night

Two birds, one stone, I love JOC and that song, seems a shame to lose both.
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I’m not sure if you’re aware that we no longer have Tony Currie, Alan Woodward or Eddie Colquhoun playing for us, and yet we still sing about them. And we will still sing about Jack O’Connell too. No need to change the lyrics.
 
If Cameron Archer (baby) can steal Rhian Brewster (baby)’s song then yeah - let’s fucking do it.

Not.
 
shorehamview said:
I’m not sure if you’re aware that we no longer have Tony Currie, Alan Woodward or Eddie Colquhoun playing for us, and yet we still sing about them. And we will still sing about Jack O’Connell too. No need to change the lyrics.
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Just a bit of fun buddy 😂
 
How about addicted to love --

"His legs are gone
His heading too
And as for tackles
He ain't a clue

He can't beat
that first man
He waves his arms
like a cooling fan

Whoa , He's been great for us in the past
Oh yeh!
Closer to the truth, you know despite that penalty
He's gonna have to face it his time is now up!
 
Pintor75 said:
How about addicted to love --

"His legs are gone
His heading too
And as for tackles
He ain't a clue

He can't beat
that first man
He waves his arms
like a cooling fan

Whoa , He's been great for us in the past
Oh yeh!
Closer to the truth, you know despite that penalty
He's gonna have to face it his time is now up!
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Hmmm, I'm not his biggest fan, but this isn't really fair based on his service over the years.

Edit: we've had less out of more expensive players, which is how we judge people's worth these days.
 
Tezza1889 said:
Hmmm, I'm not his biggest fan, but this isn't really fair based on his service over the years.

Edit: we've had less out of more expensive players, which is how we judge people's worth these days.
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"He's been great for us in the past"
 
There’s a certain inevitability about songs for players or managers. Let’s be honest there’s a few on this forum who’d be happy if they never heard the “Hecky, Jack and Stuart McCall” song again.
 
Oli Norwoods Magic
He wears a magic hat
and when he skies another shot over the bar
we'll burn his bloody hat.

Anyone else thought before the penalty it was going in the stands ?
I admit I was one.

Glad to be wrong.
 

Odd, where I sit everyone sings a different song to him. The lyrics are something like:

Norwood you useless t**t
Get out of my f*****g club
You useless c**t
What the f**k was that

Rhyming structure is all over the place, and I don’t recognize the tune.

Only joking, but the poor fella gets a lot of stick at the moment.
 
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