The reason behind our cup success

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A number of people will assume they deserve recognition for our recent success in cup competitions, no doubt Higdon believes he is the key to our progression to the QF's this week. However I genuinely believe that the success is wholely down to me. Since Colchester last year I started buying a cheeky can of M&S gin and tonic on the way to away grounds for cup matches. The success of this pre- match livener (Wembley notwithstanding although 3 goals was itself a minor miracle) is I think you will agree quite extraordinary and clearly beyond coincidental. Success is a science. ;)
 

HEY!

One day I'll tell you about my 'lucky crack pipe'...don't get it out so much these days, due to health reasons...but who-hoo! When I do we're always on a winner!!!
 
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
 
Sorry it's down to us taking long holidays. As a bipolar Blade I love to be away in the season and the lads usually do well when we are not at games.

I'm afraid we are back in mid-November!
 
Is there some of that bipolar stuff on this thread too. Are some high and joking, and some low and not seeing the funny side?
 
Wouldnt be higdon hed be quaffing carling out the trophy
 

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