Let's get this going at BL!

[Jimmy23]

 

[Tyler Durden]

Shorehams Law:

"Any chant devised on the internet will never be sung at an actual match"

 

[FleaPitBlade]

Giving up art and taking a crack at being a lyricist.

 

[Pinchy]

Giving up art and taking a crack at being a lyricist.

I've given up both and taken up crack!....

 

[pommpey]

Giving up art and taking a crack at being a lyricist.

Take it from me, it's not worth it!

My co-collaborator, Ted Bovis, has had to go into exile.

pommpey

 

[FleaPitBlade]

Whatever happened to him?

 

[TJB.]

Drop the crap before it and just sing his name. Lots more effective.

 

[Foxy]

The more succinct 'Ebanks-Landell, his nob is 12 inch' seemed to catch on today.

 

[pommpey]

Whatever happened to him?

He went on to write 'Crazy in Love' with Beyoncé, worked with Bruno Mars and worked with Ed Sheeran on two of his albums.

Lives in Beverley Hills and still has a flat in Oughtibidge

I email him but he refuses to acknowledge them

pommpey

 

[FleaPitBlade]

The more succinct 'Ebanks-Landell, his nob is 12 inch' seemed to catch on today.

Poetic!

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Drop the crap before it and just sing his name. Lots more effective.

Exactly

 

[pommpey]

Poetic!

Hao Hi Dong
It's two foot long

is another

pommpey

 

[BigBed]

What is this shit!?

 

[PokerBlade]

Change the second line at least. Why would a beard be a disgrace?

I do like the "We will rock you" part, so this is better than 99% of proposed chants on forums.

 

[1973Blade]

Change the second line at least. Why would a beard be a disgrace?

I do like the "We will rock you" part, so this is better than 99% of proposed chants on forums.

How about 'He's got a hyphen in his name, when he tackles opponents he leaves them lame'? I'll get my coat.

 

[Rodley]

Is this better?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Is this better?

Ha! I know Tom as well. He's a nutcase.

 

[corkysbeard]

Is this better?

Horny's getting to old for that now,top man.

 

[Ted Hemsleys chads]

He went on to write 'Crazy in Love' with Beyoncé, worked with Bruno Mars and worked with Ed Sheeran on two of his albums.

Lives in Beverley Hills and still has a flat in Oughtibidge

I email him but he refuses to acknowledge them

pommpey

Went on to work with Beyonce, Bruno Mars and Ed Sheeran? Fuck going into exile, I would quite happily set fire to the silly cunt. Anybody who promotes those 3 talentless pieces of shit deserves to disappear.

 

[Snowman]

Ed spoke highly of him in terms of constructing a middle eight but couldn't forgive him for shitting in his sink.

 

[pommpey]

Went on to work with Beyonce, Bruno Mars and Ed Sheeran? Fuck going into exile, I would quite happily set fire to the silly cunt. Anybody who promotes those 3 talentless pieces of shit deserves to disappear.

Its all about the money with Ted, these days Ted.

He used to wrote so prosaically about United. Now it's all dissing someone's shit and ballads.

pommpey

 

[Angef1Blade]

Take it from me, it's not worth it!

My co-collaborator, Ted Bovis, has had to go into exile.

pommpey

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've given up both and taken up crack!....

And suddenly it all makes sense!

 

[SwissBlade]

Giving up art and taking a crack at being a lyricist.

Stick to art mate.

 

[shorehamview]

This @TheShorehamView fellow off of the Twitter has got fuck-all to do with me, before anyone starts.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I've given up both and taken it up the crack!....

 

[Rodley]

Ha! I know Tom as well. He's a nutcase.

I saw it on Twitter. Don't know the fella, but good to see fellow Blades in such high spirits isn't it?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Change the second line at least. Why would a beard be a disgrace?

I do like the "We will rock you" part, so this is better than 99% of proposed chants on forums.

Still doesn't mean it will get a nomination for an Ivor Novello award though PB.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Ethan Ebanks-Landell
He's really good at football
We like him as a defender
He heads away crosses and is willing to tackle
He wears orange boots sometimes
He's our number 19
We've needed a leader for a while
He might be it, let's sign him!
Nah nah nah nah...

*To the tune of fuck knows, does it really matter?

 

[Sothall_Blade]

He went on to write 'Crazy in Love' with Beyoncé, worked with Bruno Mars and worked with Ed Sheeran on two of his albums.

Lives in Beverley Hills and still has a flat in Oughtibidge

I email him but he refuses to acknowledge them

pommpey

Went on to work with Beyonce, Bruno Mars and Ed Sheeran? Fuck going into exile, I would quite happily set fire to the silly cunt. Anybody who promotes those 3 talentless pieces of shit deserves to disappear.

Ed spoke highly of him in terms of constructing a middle eight but couldn't forgive him for shitting in his sink.

Ted wants it to be known that it was the bidet not the sink and he thought it was a small toilet. Ted is a down to earth sort of bloke and poncy bathrooms confuse and bemuse him.

Ted thinks that Knowles and Mars are in fact very talented singers and songwriters in their pop/dance genre.

Sheeran isn't really his cup of tea but he still thinks that burning people alive because you don't like their music is a tad overzealous.

Ted would never ignore an email from his old mucker and it must have got lost in the e-post